Making Toast

to be too busy to handle another task; preoccupied

man, dont bother me, i have an exam tomorrow morning and im making toast

by jcrew122392 May 15, 2008

polish toaster struedel

The wonderful meal a guy gets while going down on his girl after she has let another guy blow his load inside of her.

Dude my girl's been cheating on me so there is no telling how many polish toaster struedels I've eaten.

by drash guys June 15, 2009

Toast

A semi-popular party game played by French-Canadian teenagers in order to cause humiliation and embarrassment. A group of boys sit in a circle and masturbate with a piece of toast by their penis, which they ejaculate onto. The object of the game is to not be the last one to blow your load, because then you are the one forced to eat the piece of toast (with your semen on it).

Jean-Marc: What did you guys do last night?
Jean-Guy: The guys and I played "toast," it was a shameful night for Jean-Luc.

Jean-Marc: Tabernak

by 59thstreet July 22, 2011

toas

TOAS: Tits On A Stick.

Comes from a thin woman that has large breast either from a breast job or natural.

That is one fine TOAS.

Man I'd love to get with that TOAS.

Ashley is the greatest TOAS ever!

by Alex Whyte December 17, 2004

Texas Toast

When a big fat man takes a shit on a woman's face and steps on it, and shouts TEXAS TOAST!

Tim Texas Toast my face the other day.

by MayoSalPhil September 8, 2009

toasted

extremely intoxicated, usually drunk. Often used in small, rather snooty suburban towns to describe drunkenness and the stupidity drunkenness entails.

After one skinny margarita, I was totally toasted.

I was so drunk, all I could think of was cinnamon toasted crunch and pork fried toasted.

by Westport Weekend Woman July 5, 2011

Toaster Mage

1) Likes toasted computers
2) Likes PIE
3) Likes randomness
4) Likes Spam programs
5) Naturally lazy
6) Hate's physical activity of any kind (who doesn't)
7) Has annoyingly Curly Hair
8) Invents days (eg Unhappy error 404 day 04/04/05)
9) Does not own a toaster
10) Uses the phrase "I see..." too much on msn

Someone says "Hello"
Toasty says "I see..."

by Fomar0153 April 5, 2005