Human Suitcase

When you dress a midget on roller skates in all of your clothes and drag them through the airport with a leash

What did you get for Valentine's day? Oh, just this kickass Italian human suitcase

by Deutsch Bag March 3, 2011

birthing suite

A bathroom frequently used by your older brother.

Dude, I gotta make a delivery in the birthing suite.

by robin November 17, 2004

Suitcasing

Verb. The action of ejaculating into one's rectum then proceeding to pack the entirety of their shirt into their semen-filled anus and allowing it to dry, effectively becoming a solid seal.

1. After a night of aggressive anal sex with Larry, Steve decided it would be a funny idea to suitcase him.

2. After 35 minutes of aggressive suitcasing by his partner, Charles discovered that no matter what he did, he could not remove the shirt from his rectum.

by Matthew Wolf October 16, 2008

suitcased

The act of dismembering body parts and stuffing it in a refrigerator or suitcase.

Leibby got suitcased in Brooklyn, NY

by Cornbread_son September 29, 2012

living out of a suitcase

A ) making use of all materials required for basic survival

B) living on a shoe-string budget

Start living the American dream by living out of a suitcase definition b) if you don't want to accumulate a lot of debt early on.

by Sexydimma June 5, 2021

Irish suitcase

The term used to describe a case of beer when being carried by an individual. Plural form- irish luggage.

Franchise rolled in to the party with his Irish suitcase and immediately began kicking them back.

by theman09 March 25, 2008

Suitcase

A person who is a scatterbrain, or a slut.

Dat girl is a suitcase, she is all over the place.

by Pittbull March 24, 2005