Stale Cornbread

When something is completly boring, uninteresting, or unamusing.

Q-Unit: Hey bro, didn't you holla at some girl last night?

Shel: Yeah, for a minute or two. I couldn't stand talkin' to her, cuz she was some stale cornbread.

by Shellie Shel March 21, 2008

Stale-Daddy

I don't know where this originated but iv'e been hearing it often. It is used when people get hushed or "hush mode".

A Stale Daddy is a face you make after someone hoed your life like-
i_i

A stale daddy is another form of hush mode

Person A- " You smell like tortilla chips and stale beans!"
Person B- " I..... Bitch i_i"
Random Background person-" I Sense a Stale-daddy!!!!"

Person A- "Yo mamma so fat she stupid!"
Person B- *Cricket cricket* i_i
STALE DADDY!!!!

(scenario is in a school and both people stand up and argue)
Person A- " Wit yo ol' retard butt"
Person B- "I kno u ain't talkin wit yo Dirty Ass"
Person A- *sits down* i_i
Person C- " DAT NIGGA GAWT A STALE-DADDY!!"

Person A- "Shut up bitch before i whoop your ass"
Person B- i_i
Person C- "Now that's the biggest Stale-Daddy i ever seen"

by Stale-Daddy_King January 9, 2011

stalker

Man or women who is attracted to you in the creepiest way.
Could do all of the below:

. Find every single bit of information there is about you on Facebook
. Stare at you with a creepy smile every second of the day
. You may find them standing outside your window
. Usually someone very unattractive
. They will appear at every restaurant/café you go to
. Will drool whenever looking at you

CAUTION: If you come across a stalker, take three steps back and run.

Guy 1: Dude, I think the new girl's a stalker...

Guy 2: *gasps* I'll book you a ticket to Africa. Pack your bags... QUICK!

by Poodam September 19, 2015

Stalker

A person who Google you until they can find contact information

Im a stalker... i searched him by using Google to find him

by Meow12399 March 15, 2016

Choad stalker

A person who loves choad, and will do anything to get it!

"Hey man i'm not a weirdo, i'm a choad stalker. Theres a difference"

-"Yea, right......."

by Trevor McDonald May 15, 2006

super stalker

This is the Super Stalker crankbait from Drifter Tackle, the same company that brings you the phenomenal Believer muskie lures. With the sturdy hard plastic body and the flexible soft plastic tail, this lure offers the best of both worlds. Not only is it extremely versatile as a casting and trolling lure, but it is an excellent toss-back bait for those muskies that follow up to the boat but refuse to strike.

I love my super stalker I never fish without one

by masterbaitermaster January 10, 2010

Double-stander

"A double stander is, of course, someone who stands and takes up double the space"

- Jack Douglass

God damn, I hate double-standers. They take up so much space.

by Vadrone July 25, 2014