one hitter splitter

Closely related to the "one hitter quitter" The one hitter splitter is defined as "splitting opens on face with a hideous gash with one blow of the fist"

I used to think that I had the one hitter quitter, but it turns out I've got the one hitter splitter.

by Tim Morgan September 18, 2006

split city

When it's time to go, go now, and in a hurry.

Once peggy took her shirt off, and the Thompson twins set fire to the couch, I knew right then and there it was split city!

by KRASH! July 26, 2007

Splitzkrieg

An outrageous sexual manouvre involving ice, a fighter plane, flexibility or yoga classes, and some sheer determination. The Splitzkrieg is only performed under dire sexual circumstances.

My girlfriend was doing a sweet splitzkrieg last night.

by Mohan Sebastien Tantado November 7, 2009

salito

Salito meaning baby penis

Izaak: I want to open a shop called salito shop
Nick: why do you want to name a shop baby penis ?

by Breast133 February 1, 2017

Split end

2 meanings for this one:

1. Something to do with female hair idk

2. When your condom breaks

1. "O. M. G! Alyssa babes I have split endsss. EWWW!!!"

2. *working his magic in the bedroom* "Ah shit my Jimmy's popped again... sorry about that, Lucy. Let's hope that split

end doesn't make your boi a dad. U can call me daddy Sam though" ;)

by SexuallyAttractiveLol July 19, 2021

lip splitters

when a chick wears jeans so tight they split her pussy lips apart

god damn jenna was wearing some lip splitters last night

by mikeyc18 April 28, 2009

Shit split

In ebonics, it's when someone runs their mouth (or just exists) and gets the five knuckle sentence across their dome, jaw or anywhere else on their head or face. Most normally, this will result in a knockout if performed correctly.

Dude got his shit split for talking to my bro's girl - that's what you get for running that cock trap!

by Duhastmich November 18, 2013