Spermatozoan

Spermatozoan is just a fancy word for Sperm which are the reproductive cells contained within the Semen that a man ejaculates when having sexual intercourse with a woman thus leading to fertilization of said women which ends up in the absolute Fuckery that is birth, so now we are all doomed to the fate of existence and Fortnite.

We were all Spermatozoan at some point but now we are just fucked!

by Disturbed Aardvark September 26, 2018

Rusty Sherman

To put one's penis between one's legs & rub against one's bumhole. Tada.

Jane was mortified when she came home to her husband hoovering the house whilst performing a Rusty Sherman and crying out in a high pitched voice `I'm a lady!'

by Mr. Wopopo July 23, 2015

Spermino

A cocktail glass full of cum that girls typically drink at the end of blow bang or bukake porn.

Hey girl if you really want me to go through the labor of making you a mojito first you gotta show me ID, and then you've gotta make all these dudes bust in a glass and finish the entire spermino.

by Ranchgirls September 23, 2020

Shermit

In modern parlance the term "hermit" tends to be applied to anyone living a life apart from the rest of society, regardless of their motivation.

I came up with "shermit" & can be applied as the female character as such.

My ex started calling me this "hermit" after we first split up several years ago. I actually found it amusing and so thus I added a spin to it and claimed it as my own...by simply adding an (s) in front of the more masculine form of the word...which is known as "hermit"

In the Friday the 13th series, the character Jason Voorhees was believed to have died after he drowned as a child. However, this later changed when it was revealed that he survived and lived life as a hermit- only to enter a murderous rage when he witnesses the death of his mother seemingly years later (which was during the events of the original film).
In the series Yogi Bear, we see a character Herman the Hermit, who ends up teaming up with a lonely boy to ruin Yogi, Boo Boo (Yogi Bear) and the rest of the characters, Christmas. However, at the end, they're shown the error of their ways.
In the popular anime Dragon Ball, a martial-arts master named Muten Roshi is often referred to as a Turtle Hermit, despite the fact that over the course of the series characters are often visiting or even living in his island home.

A Shermit could be substituted as a female version of all that I just previously referenced above.

by wildchildrose1967 February 3, 2010

Sherman Hemsley

a PCP admixture, usually combined with a dried, leafy preparation for smoking. Most commonly marijuana or tobacco. See also sherm.

You smoke a little sherm? You know, Sherman Hemsley? Love Boat? Ashy Larry...

by N@ June 20, 2004

Shermaine

Shermaine is the best girl on earth!! She is better than those fake bitches out and better than all of you! She totally has more fashion sense on than all other girls out there except for celebrities but sure... she is also the best roaster ever! don't ever try to insult her cos she just gonna kill u with shit. cos those who insult her, IS SHIT

Shermaine is the best person on earth

by YoLo_dunTRYME April 19, 2020

Spermivore

A human that feeds chiefly on sperm. A woman or man that enjoys devouring sperm.

Bob>"I heard she's a spermivore and that she's single, you have a shot to get her in bed tonight."
Charlie>"Yeah I've been needing a spermivore chick for a while."

by Chrissy Scalici July 1, 2008