seort

fingering a guys dick hole

man im bout to seort the nigga

by cracka crack August 23, 2007

snortling

To snortle means to chortle (laugh) with a snort. It's a business/finance joke

Then, when I will pay the bills that you have sent me, and I will pay with the money that you loaned me at no interest.
And while I am paying you with your own money, I will be snortling to myself, at your own stupidity.

Go to Youtube and put in 'One RingyDingy' and you'll see Lily Tomlin doing her famous snortle.

by Big Ed June 15, 2008

shortening

Solid fat used to make pastry.

I don't eat shortening based products anymore.

by manulojose November 4, 2014

National bully Short people day

On the 1st of December all the tall people get to shmack the hell out of the shorties

Hey look it’s national bully short people day let’s go smack that shortie

by Amy mbik November 30, 2020

snortingly

Adjective. Amusing with a tinge of irony, indignation, derision, or incredulity; contemptuous mockery expressed by suddenly expelling breath through the nostrils, often accompanied by an eye-roll and feigned smile/bared teeth.

"It was snortingly funny that the road rager who cut me off had a 'namaste' bumper sticker."

by Auntie's Helmet October 3, 2013

snortle chortle

The act of snorting cocaine too hard, to the point where you let out a laugh, specifically a chortle.

Jimmy did only did one line and now he's got the snortle chortles.

by snortlechortlegal April 21, 2017

Snorting on snow

Term used to describe someone who sniffs cocaine

Got a white bitch snorting on snow

by Mwaeni July 10, 2018