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Sneaky Ninja 

Have a friend hide in your closet before you bring a girl back. Turn off the lights before you start having sex with her. Before you finish, have your friend quietly come out of the closet and replace you. Then turn on the lights and yell 'SNEAKY NINJA BITCH!'
'dude, last night I totally sneaky ninja'd that bitch.'

'no way! what'd she do?'

'strangely, she was into it... she's fuckin wild man.'
Sneaky Ninja by couchVIP March 1, 2009

Sneaky Rafiki 

A sexual act involving the period blood of the ladyfriend you've been plowing being placed on her forehead using your thumb. It is directly followed by you gently calling her "Simba".
Guy 1: Dude I gave Jess a sneaky rafiki last night!

Guy 2: ...... That's fucked up man.. *gives huge high five*
During sex, preferably in Doggy Style, you pull out far enough from the pussy and pop it straight in the ass. Best when done early on in sex for optimum slip and slideness. When you stick it in the ass you then apologize and say it's an accident.
Dude, I was fuckin my bitch last night and i pulled the sneaker. She was pissed but then i said it was an accident.
Sneaker by Matthew Robert Parker December 28, 2008

sneaky burglar 

durring vaginal intercourse, without missing a beat ,ever so sneaky, being quite sly, initiate anal intercourse without arousing too much suspicion
opps !! im sorry honey i ddint know i went in thru the exit... ;) just call me a sneaky burglar
sneaky burglar by erockmurray July 12, 2006

Sneaky Uncle 

When a man is standing and has his back turned torwards you. You reach between his legs with your hand, and hit him in the balls.
Glenn had his back to me, so I gave him a sneaky uncle. He fell to the floor in pain.
Sneaky Uncle by Sneaky Uncle Glenn November 26, 2009

sneaky ricardo

When a guy inserts his penis into a sleeping girls vagina and she doesn't wake up.
Dude I was able to sneaky Ricardo that blonde from my physics class, It was great.
sneaky ricardo by Señor Cuevas November 16, 2014