Similar to a spit take, but with smoke.
A comedic technique invoked when a person is in the process of inhaling(i.e. sipping), and witnesses something so outrageous/funny (see: rich), that smoke(i.e. liquid) is ejected from his or her mouth.
A comedic technique invoked when a person is in the process of inhaling(i.e. sipping), and witnesses something so outrageous/funny (see: rich), that smoke(i.e. liquid) is ejected from his or her mouth.
A classic spit take premise involves the sipper becoming aware that their drink contains some unexpctedly outrageous ingredient (e.g. breast milk). Similarly, in a smoke take:
Person A: This cigarette is the best!
Person B: You know that's made of dried, rolled up breast milk, right?
Person A:*violent ejection of smoke*
Person A: This cigarette is the best!
Person B: You know that's made of dried, rolled up breast milk, right?
Person A:*violent ejection of smoke*
by kavehcito January 26, 2011
Get the smoke take mug.A term reserved for the sexiest, finest looking and most talented women around. Must not be over-used, as the ratio of Smoke Scapers is often low. If a girl is called a smoke scraper she must have a few important details.
Probably a model for some agency, must be at least 5'9, hot and skinny. ridiculous body, can walk into any club in the city they want and knows it. If you with this girl you can usually bulldoze any club door in NYC nightlife.
You will never find a smoke scaper wandering around New Jersey or Hoboken or any bs place. The highest concentrations of Smoke Scapers can be found at lavo, 1oak, ave, SL.
Probably a model for some agency, must be at least 5'9, hot and skinny. ridiculous body, can walk into any club in the city they want and knows it. If you with this girl you can usually bulldoze any club door in NYC nightlife.
You will never find a smoke scaper wandering around New Jersey or Hoboken or any bs place. The highest concentrations of Smoke Scapers can be found at lavo, 1oak, ave, SL.
The door is pretty hard to get into but if we pick up these two smoke scapers we can bulldoze this door in seconds.
Lets bring some Smoke Scrapers to the table so we can get bottles all night for FREE.
Lets bring some Smoke Scrapers to the table so we can get bottles all night for FREE.
by DOZER 1 March 5, 2011
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1. A rump that appears to be superb while fully clothed but who's naked appearance disappoints greatly.
2. The misleading appearance of an attractive rump.
2. The misleading appearance of an attractive rump.
"Dude, Cindy is a total smoke ass. When I got her naked that fine rump turned out to be a pair of soggy flapjacks"
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Person 1: "Man, i cant believe TYE DaddiO left with two girls after the party."
Person 2: "yea he was really patio smoking tonight."
Sentence: Daddio walked into the room with a patio smoke like aura.
Person 2: "yea he was really patio smoking tonight."
Sentence: Daddio walked into the room with a patio smoke like aura.
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