I've met smarter sandwiches

To someone about another person that is stupid, brainless, idiot.

The Sheriff is an idiot. I mean, i've met smarter sandwiches !

by alan.s January 3, 2008

I've met smarter sandwiches

To someone about somebody stupid, brainless

Did you talk to the Sheriff ?
No the Sheriff is an idiot, i mean, i've met smarter sandwiches !

by alans January 8, 2009

Big Boy Brain Smart

the smartest of them all

joe is the big boy brain smart of us all

by big boy football fan November 1, 2019

smarterchild

a computer idiot

Me: call me smart
smarterchild (3:12:10 PM): Would you like me to call you Smart?
Me: hell no
smarterchild (3:12:14 PM): OK, I'll remember that your name is NO.

by TehAttorneyAtLawl October 18, 2008

smart ass mother fucker

Someone who is acting like a gay smartass.

Joe: It looks like he is saying kiss me kiss me.

Chris: Smart Ass mother fucker.

by the cool Ratman April 10, 2007

smartassy

the quality of being a smartass

he's so smartassy, that tommy right there.

by basienka April 24, 2010

smart-stupid

The intelligence version of "skinny-fat". It is used for people who think they are really smart, but are actually fucking stupid.

I spent 6 hours calling 25 different veterinarians to find the "best" price for my cats spay and saved $25! I just need to drive to a different state.

Way to go, you're "smart-stupid".

by bluebananadogs June 5, 2015