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Sloppy clam slap

A sexual act believed to have originated from the quran it is performed by young boys on an elder infront of mecca the boy ejualates in the elders mouth then striking both sides of the elders cheeks opens his mouth then swallows the semen with is symbolic of Allah entering the young kid and blessing him with his seed of knowledge
I'm so jealous Mohammed got to perform a sloppy clam slap on his elder my grandfather dad before I could perform it on him I will never be blessed with Allah's knowledge
by Handy mat July 19, 2019
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Sloppy toppy 7000

That goody goody ash cash that got u havin a seizure while she gots a gorilla grip on ur giant shaft with bad intentions.
“Ayo bro, Bailey gave me Sloppy toppy 7000 last night, and it changed me forever.”

I can’t walk straight anymore.
by Ryder GLIZZY GOB Watkins September 29, 2020
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Polish Slipper

The act of jerking off into a sock and then either wearing it yourself or having someone else wear it while walking around.
Last night was crazy. I was buffing the banana and made my girlfriend a Polish Slipper
by KingsFullOfTwos November 1, 2010
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the sloppy roethlisberger

to fuck a college aged girl in a men's bathroom.
yo that chick is is so nasty she ain't even worth the sloppy roethlisberger
by danielburton April 27, 2011
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sloppy salad

When a man stuffs his testicles in the asshole of his partner.
Anal Stuffing anal salad with extra ranch balls deep Sloppy Salad
by Droc the Bull June 19, 2010
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Slippin

When you just... fuckin up.

One of the best songs by DMX, very real. Tells it how it is.
"Chip on my shoulda, that i dared a nigga ta touch! didn't need a cliq cuz i scared a nigga @ much"
by some polak September 17, 2004
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Sloppy Jalopy

When you take your bitch out to Mexican and she still has jalapeno seeds on her tongue when she give you dome.
Example:
"I knew you shouldn't have gotten the green chili enchiladas. My dick is still burning from that sloppy jalopy. I would have preferred toothy toppy."
by UltimateGooby April 22, 2019
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