Dick Shredded

When you get a blow-job from someone with braces

Man I just got my dick shredded by Ke-ke.

by Redberry September 10, 2018

The shredder!

The shedder is in fact the strongest human on this earth, the shredder has an amazing 6 pack the shredder is a pro hurler and can sail the 7 seas when she feels like it, the shredder can be seen in a gym 24/7. Shredding. The shredders catchphrase is “sorry I was to busy shredding” if u want to see the shredder in person she will be preforming as one of the scary ppl at nightmare realm as the shredder can scare anybody. The shredder likes to prank ppl altough she still has yet to successfully prank the what’s

Person1:OMG ITS THE SHREDDER

Person2: OMG IM GONNA FAINT SHES SO SHREDDED

The shredder!: sorry didn’t see you there I was to busy SHREDDING

by WATTS THE WAT November 8, 2018

Get Shrecked!(Naruto Version)

To be exposed to the process of being recked (and/or being on drugs (Sasuke's drug is the curse seal, he addicted to it ) dropping high school (Konoha Academy), being homeless and living in a rat infested BOX!( living in a snake and juinjutsu infested hideout.)

Sasuke... Just Get Shrecked!(Naruto Version) when Naruto raged on your ass. In other words you were exposed in the process of getting recked.

by KDBeastSwag21 December 13, 2018

Anti-shredder

Another word for a "kook" in terms of water sports.

Man, that guy is really an anti-shredder, he can't even ride that wave.

by C00per77@t May 6, 2019

Ball shredder

When you stick you balls in a paper shreder and they jam half way though

Ball shredder a better than ball strechers

by Simpvilage17 May 19, 2020

Tennessee Shredder

A blowjob, typically performed incestuously, where the giver shreds up the receiver's dick due to their mishapen teeth.

I was with my sister at the swimming hole on Saturday and hooooowee she gave me the hottest Tennessee Shredder!

by A Victim Of Saber March 22, 2021

Pirate shredder

A pirate shredder is when a female is performing oral sex with cap'n crunch in her mouth and when you ejaculate you scream swab the deck then continue to ejaculate blood all over her body as if she was being shot with cannon balls.

You : yo I was fucking lindsay lastnight and she gave me a pirate shredder.
Ya boi: yo for real?
You : yeah there was blood everywhere.

by A well known wigger March 31, 2021