Secrets of worldwide participants

Now we all know Sammy the creator of worldwide yeah yeah Sammy' s closest friend currently is zabrang. But Something happened Sammy and Zabrang had a quarrel. So we are going to talk about this. Sammy was just bored one day abd decided to prank zabrang. He pretended that he was angry at her and he probably took it too far. Zabrang begged Sammy to tell her what was going on but Sammy refused. Then later zabrang told lexy about what was going on between them and lexy confronted sammy about it. Sammy felt sad because he thought he and Zabrang were close enough to tell each other anything that was going on. Sammy didn't reply Lexy then he told zabrang that he was just pranking her. Zabrang got annoyed and Sammy begged her to forgive him then after zabrang did so Sammy told her whatever he and Zabrang are having a quarrel should be between both of them because Sammy thought they were both close enough to trust each other sammy couldn't be angry at her at that moment because he knew it was his fault but he told her she shouldn't do it again so they both agreed then on that same day Zabrang thought sammy was still mad at her buh Sammy wasn't. So instead of zabrang to tell Sammy about it instead she told enoch to help her beg Sammy to tell him that she's sorry

Secrets of Worldwide participants part 3

by Ebuksam October 16, 2022

sekrit

Misspelling of the word secret meant to mock lunatics

This is a another clear sign that B. HUSSEIN 0BAMA is nothing more then a SEKRIT MUSLIN

by JennM1 January 4, 2023

Inverse secret

Something that everyone in a particular area, group, community, etc. (ex: a school, a dorm hall, a classroom) knows, and must keep "secret" from one person. Generally the opposite of a traditional secret.

John: Hey, make sure Kathader doesn't find out about the albums we're making about her.
Jim: Okay, I won't, can i talk to others though?
John: Sure, it's an inverse secret so you can talk about it to anyone.

by Demurral March 13, 2011

Homeland Security Shitter

An individual who is characterized by an inability, or strong reluctance, to have a bowel movement in any location outside the individual's home.

Why is Grandpa Phil in such a hurry to leave the dinner?

I think he's a Homeland Security Shitter - nature is calling after the turkey dinner but he won't go here so he's in a hurry to drive back to Montreal.

by O-Town Daddy October 4, 2013

Novelty Secrets

A Favorite Sex Toy Store No One Knows You Have

Where did you get that sex toy? Novelty Secrets, now put it down.

by Novelty Secrets June 9, 2015

Blowjob security

By giving your boss blowjobs, you secure permanent employment

She'll never get fired, she's got blowjob security!

by Belkster March 13, 2016

Muskat Security

Refers to atypical security consultant that reads too much, does too little and generally runs around like a puppy shitting and pissing on everything good. Muskat is often referred to in the context, "If you're doing your job, he's not doing his". Muskat is the epitome of chicken little security.

Consultant: We need to move all our apps to IPv6 to be secure, it's much better than IPv4

Any reasonable person: Dude, we don't practice muskat security here, piss off!

by ttkronee October 7, 2016