Scoomba

A way cooler word of tricking boomers into asking what it is, it works ONLY on the boomers.

''Okay scoomba'' Granny:''W-what's that missy?'' ''Boomer lol''

by Heirak March 14, 2020

scoops

A (scoops) is a person who have no feelings whatsoever might call a (lonely) person scoops. It’s a symbol in (discord servers) to have a (scoops) they are often mean but it’s really them taking it out it could be any person on the (internet).

Scoops: omg please stop writing just hang yourself

Other: that guy is such a (Scoops)

by zwoopin April 15, 2020

Scoop

To pick somebody up in your car.

"Hey bro you want a scoop bro", "ya bro bet pull up right now."

by emereson h June 1, 2020

scoopduction

noun; the last paragraph of the introduction from a research article where the authors typically admit they have been scooped.

"My thesis is a compendium of the saddest scoopductions I had to write. Oh God! my career is f***ed ! "

by Coldheart012 June 13, 2020

scoopfessional

Professional ice cream scooper

My friend is a scoopfessional at Häagen Dazs.

by anonymous September 15, 2020

scoop a bucket

A way in which someone can smoke el Mary Jane thou must clear his or hers “bucket” or they will be declared as a chicken

“Here bro come scoop this bucket” “ye didnae clear it ya chicken” “wanty come scoop a bucket”

by Dyldo1872 November 8, 2020

Scoopmaster

A scoopmaster is someone who has trained in the way of Tostitos Scoops. They know exactly how much a scoop can hold and for how long before the scoop cannot take it anymore. Scoopmaster are revered as gods in the Tostitos community.

The scoopmaster swiftly scooped the guac into his tostitos scoops chip. The absolute perfect amount.

by ThisisnotFinn December 31, 2020