While watching porn, right before you bust, the porno switches to an image of a cock or the man's ass not allowing you to achieve maximum bustability.
Ben: Dawg i hadnt jerked it in 7 months after my surgery and when i did for the first time i got Cock Shock.
Liz: DAWGG THAT BLOWS!
Liz: DAWGG THAT BLOWS!
by LZIVELEZ February 24, 2010
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Accidently plunging your finger/fingers into anus,once and not enjoying it, during the act of wiping. Usually because of inadequate wiping material. Doing this repeatedly falls under self gratification.
by Justin S February 7, 2005
Get the self shocker mug.1) A word to replace 'Oh my god', or 'omg', and so on, or to express your emotions (shock and horror, duuh)
2) Can also be used when surprised.
2) Can also be used when surprised.
1)
Teacher: And... Stacy, you seem to have broken your record of always getting the bottom marks. Well done, you got 100% on your maths paper.
Stacy: Shock horror, say what?!
2)
Rapist: Surprise!
Rapee: SHOCK HORROR!
Teacher: And... Stacy, you seem to have broken your record of always getting the bottom marks. Well done, you got 100% on your maths paper.
Stacy: Shock horror, say what?!
2)
Rapist: Surprise!
Rapee: SHOCK HORROR!
by The Muffin... Woman. July 18, 2009
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Get the Jerry Shocker mug.The sudden cessation of thought and action caused by surprise when it is discovered that a condom has broken
When I saw the broken condom, I went into Prophylactic Shock, at first my mind was blank and the a flood of anxiety about STDs & pregnancy took over.
by iRustin January 2, 2010
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