6-shooter

when 6 guys gang bang a chick, and fill every hole on her body with cum

hey guys, remember what we did to agnis last night...she's blind, deaf, and retarted cause of our 6-shooter

by band a 6 shooter June 25, 2009

shoot the moose

A euphanism for masturbation.

Man, Marie said she had a headache and left my place really early last night. I had to go shoot the moose to take the pressure off.

by Stella October 17, 2004

shooting off

Shooting off - the act of masturbation. Originally meaning to leave or go somewhere (e.g. men may go shooting off to outer space..., I've got to shoot off now, will talk later though), but has come to mean wanking.

It was really awkward when Garr walked into the room and I was shooting off.

Person 1: Any plans for this evening?
Person 2: Not really. Might go shooting off later.
Person 1: Ok. Remember to clean it up afterwards :)

by Jon Pertwee III January 10, 2014

hands up don't shoot

The rallying cry of protestors trying to paint a criminal as an innocent victim.

Lindsay: There was a hands up don't shoot rally over in Mt Vernon last night
Keith: Yeah, I saw. A bunch of hipsters and gangbangers finally found some common ground
Lindsay: There was a shooting. One of the protestors shot another.
Keith: Does that mean there's going to be another rally tomorrow?
Lindsay: No, the guy who got shot was white

by FriendOrFlake November 26, 2014

Shooting the stork

When one of your friends is in the process of penetrating somebody else with his wee wee, you dive in and flick him in the dick before he ejaculates, causing him to shrink and be unable to hump with meaning anymore.

'Shooting the stork' is the new 'pulling out.'

I got tired of my roommate and his female companion keeping me awake, so I hopped out of bed and shot his stork. She left in about 30 seconds.

by PleaseEatMe March 14, 2010

shooter

1960's British slang for a handgun. The sort of thing you would have heard in Get Carter (the orginianal, not that shit stallone remake).

Get that shooter out of your pocket and give it 'ere before you blow your bollocks off!

by Kung-fu Jesus July 31, 2004

Shooshting

1 - when all hell breaks loose or the shit hits the fan
2 - when people start shooting

"now the shooshting shtartsh"
(goldmember)

by belmurru May 26, 2003