stoner's nap

So high on drugs to the point where your fast asleep.

Aaron smoked an excessive amount of weed yesterday and went into a stoner's nap.

by TheGamingGamer1 May 20, 2014

schnerker

When you take a dirty sloppy shit or fart that smells so bad, it requires so much solitude from the known universe and people end up projectile vomiting. Yet it is a very achievable thing on a holiday with your mates.

Mark: Wow, just unleashed the most horrendous schnerker. It smells like James' bed did after the Parham incident. Oh God
Tom: I'm glad I just started eating.
Mark: It was so sloppy

by 110YD5 April 6, 2015

stoner fake tits

The token weed enthusiast with artificial softball-like breasts.

Erin: Last night I watched a movie with my sister

Jon: Which sister?

Erin: The one we call Stoner Fake Tits

by Fuckthatnoise April 27, 2015

Stoner

My sister's boyfriend

ME: Hello
Sister's Stoner Boyfriend: *Smokes weed* wha....

by PrincessMadFyre February 7, 2020

scone

SCONES ARE GOOD! SCONES ARE CRUNCHY! A funny little cake like thing that became one of my all time favorate words.

Want a scone?

by CJ Henry April 1, 2004

stoner

A person who smokes mary jane for relaxation. They don't brag about it, nor do it every day. They also do not let mary take over their life. Often, you can't tell whether a average person is a stoner or not.

Oh, he's such a stoner!

by Bob_the_builder April 17, 2006

sooner

A whining individual who cannot accept an outcome that does not go their way. One who will not stop bitching until even those that were on their side wish that the Sooner would just shut up. Other synonyms include whiner, crybaby, embarassment to football.

The Sooners lost to Oregon and haven't stopped complaining since. Perhaps they should pay more attention to the salary their starting quarterback receives at a car dealership (severe cheating) and less attention to a couple of miscalls.

by Jaheim September 22, 2006