schnerker

When you take a dirty sloppy shit or fart that smells so bad, it requires so much solitude from the known universe and people end up projectile vomiting. Yet it is a very achievable thing on a holiday with your mates.

Mark: Wow, just unleashed the most horrendous schnerker. It smells like James' bed did after the Parham incident. Oh God
Tom: I'm glad I just started eating.
Mark: It was so sloppy