tan sausage

A caucasian person's fingers.

Don't you point your tan sausages at me!

by jimmaydean May 25, 2011

sausage quest

A person actively seeking the company of numerous buff men.

John went to the gym earlier on a total sausage quest.

by J.P. Pennypacker January 17, 2008

Sausage hangover

The deliciously painful feeling experienced the morning after a bout of particularly vigorous intercourse.
Applicable, but not limited, to homosexual activity.

"You alright Alisdair? You look like you're gonna throw up!"
"Yeah, just a touch of sausage hangover; Iain got a little carried away last night after watching Bill Odie on Springwatch..."

by Dirty Animals February 23, 2009

Slinging the sausage

To apply penile organs to a willing recipient.

"Dude! He was totally slinging the sausage with that girl from the bar last night!"

by runner0128 March 04, 2015

Sausage Pocket

A slut/ whore. The word Sausage Pocket is a old english courseword often used to describe slags and whores.

1. He has a sausage in his pocket.
2. She is such a sausage pocket!
3. euw what a sausage pocket!

by Beavenhauser January 15, 2012

LATVIAN sausage

serious hot sausage export from latvia.

alternatively used as Yoda's LIghtsaber. a definite favourite with all the ladiEs.

sweat your yummy latvian sausage in an airtight lunch-box for 2 weeks. allowing for optimum hot sticky texture and aroma to develop.

now sit back, squeeze and enjoy!

B Rob: hey! that Latvian sausage isn't for you! isn't that a beotch!

heartbroken girl: why lead ME on then?

by naali'srare May 28, 2012

lawn sausage

affectionate name for large propane storage tanks mounted above grade

He spent most of his day trimming the bushes around his lawn sausage.

by Person that is good February 24, 2009