Salami Lid

the salami lid, aint gon fit. It just won't fit like dat.

The salami lid, aint gon fit (gon fit)

by comfortabledog September 16, 2020

When Harry Met Salami Burger

From Bob's Burgers: a burger that comes with salami

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the When Harry Met Salami Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Salacious pete

During intercourse while in cowgirl position, without warning as your woman rises up your shaft. You pull her feet out from under her and force her to land with your member in her ass while holding her ankles.

Having sex last night I pulled a salacious Pete on this chick.

by Infoman101 June 23, 2014

Salad bar Christian

People who identify as a Christian, but pick and choose the parts of the Bible they wish to believe. They often ignore those passages that contradict or condemn their sinful lifestyle.

How can John lecture everyone about how he is such a committed Christian and then hookup with so many women. He's a salad bar Christian bro, they do whatever they want six days a week and then act pious on Sunday. unbeliever, hypocrite, religion, Christian, pastor, preacher, Bible baller, pastor pimp

by joecoolthefool May 31, 2015

Salad fart

When you or someone is tossing salad and that person farts in your mouth!

Jane: What the fuck Tom did you just fart in my mouth?!?
Tom: Yea how's that salad fart taste!

by Ajdnls June 13, 2015

Saam

The even better version of a Sam. Remember to always put extra emphasis on the A. They're a stronger sam!

Sam, stop being such a Saam! It's too overpowered!

by Sarfnic October 24, 2020

fruit loop salad

Pouring many different tasting/colored lubrication into bodily cavities than cumming into it, allowing ample time for semen to harden. Than once the mixture is complete. Forcing you're slut to drink/eat it.

holy shit girl, you look like you just had a fruit loop salad

by I MAKE WAFFLEZ February 17, 2010