rubcation

The period of time between ending one job and starting a new one. This carefree, optimistic, joyful time period allows for as much jerking off as you please with no guilt that you should be looking for a new job instead.

After a year of job hunting, I got the job of my dreams and since it doesn't start for another month, I will be taking an well-deserved, relaxing, extended rubcation with myself, porn and various lubricants.

by Cooches Inc. September 9, 2020

Rubbing off the paint

To remove the serial number off a gun so it cannot be traced back to the owner, if there is a criminal investigation.

“But I’m that nigga, I won’t ever change, rubbing off the paint” -YBN Nahmir, “Rubbin Off The Paint”

by Jedi Master Joe March 13, 2018

rubharbie

the most amazing girl. Hot, talented, brilliant, not exotic but who cares because she is gorgeous lolz, super loyal friend and basically the only person you wanna be around all the time. NEVER get bored of her ass ;) Honestly, I wanna marry that girl, but don't tell her yet, I'm waiting for the right time to pop the q ya know? Anyway, if you ever meet a rubharbie, just know she is MINE and WAY out of your league. Back off bitches :)))))))

Guy: Hey, isn't that Ruby Barbara?

Girl: She actually goes by Rubharbie, and is the hottest shit around. I heard if you even at her, her beautiful coffee-colored eyes will cast a love spell on you and you'll forever be wishing your S.O. was her.

by xoxo2035 April 24, 2020

Rube Chat

A bunch of 35-45 year old males who are bored with life. These nerds call each other names on a message board all night until they have to go to bed at 10pm, wake up at 7am, and go to their pithy 9-5 job where their boss rides them all day. They then come home to an aging wife who's putting on 5lbs a week and an 11 year old boy who can't stop pissing his bed and shitting himself on the school bus.

You see Kevin over there? He posts on Rube Chat as "Night Train." His life is pathetic but boy does he love acting tough on the internet.

by DC4MVP January 31, 2017

Rubber Soul

The sixth studio album by the Beatles, released in Winter 1965. Rubber Soul is considered the turning point in the band's career, the Brit-Pop was now being intermingled with Dylanesque folk, distortion guitar, and minor psychedelia. Tracks are as follows:

1. Drive My Car
2. Norwegian Wood (This Bird Has Flown)
3. You Won't See Me
4. Nowhere Man
5. Think for Yourself
6. Word
7. Michelle
8. What Goes On
9. Girl
10. I'm Looking Through You
11. In My Life
12. Wait
13. If I Needed Someone
14. Run for Your Life

The times for playing Rubber Soul:
1. Driving
2. Making Love
3. Making love while driving

by Geoff L. August 31, 2005

Rubber ducking

To describe your problems to a rubber-duck or other inanimate object. Common in software development, the act of describing your problem (as to a mailing list, friend, or a rubber duck on top of your monitor) often leads to finding the solution just a few moments later. In the mailing list case, rubber ducking would then be to mail the list again saying "Ok, that was dumb, but now I'm stuck on the part where...", then to discover THAT solution immediately after hitting SEND. Repeat, ad lib, fade.

"Sorry to spam the list -- I'm just rubber ducking, this morning. Problem solved. Nothing to see here, move along..."

by Chumette May 6, 2010

rubber tuba

A sex toy in the shape of an ass.

The truck driver never goes on long trips without his rubber tuba.

by Dick Gosinya February 13, 2015