"Dude, i was at this mexican party, and I don't even know what happened... Apparently someone took a pic of me rofemtwmslmaoing, and now its all over facebook!
by Mike Disco July 23, 2011
Get the rofemtwmslmao mug.A self pleasuring position that erupted in the late 1980's in the town of Rouleau, Saskatchewan where Mr. Roger Flender grew up. Roger, among other extra curricular activities, had a fetish for roosters. He grew so attached to the animal that he wanted to further his love by mimicking their style for pleasure. The position has 4 steps: (Note, this will only work for males)
1. Push your stiff boner between your legs so that it is pointing directly behind you.
2. Close your legs, holding your boner in this position.
3. Keeping your legs together, bend down slowly so that the tip of your boner pushes through the gap just above your ankles depending on the length of your boner.
4. Then with the help of your favorite lube, continue to pleasure the tip of your penis by pushing it in and out of the gap above your ankles.
* Shave the part of your legs where your boner touches for added smoothness/pleasure.
1. Push your stiff boner between your legs so that it is pointing directly behind you.
2. Close your legs, holding your boner in this position.
3. Keeping your legs together, bend down slowly so that the tip of your boner pushes through the gap just above your ankles depending on the length of your boner.
4. Then with the help of your favorite lube, continue to pleasure the tip of your penis by pushing it in and out of the gap above your ankles.
* Shave the part of your legs where your boner touches for added smoothness/pleasure.
by Gilbert Brandon October 8, 2011
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v. To be raped by rogers cellular billing when a Canadian is travelling abroad (to the USA for example), and makes or receives mobile phone calls.
(Auto reply from email account)
Thank you for your email. As I am currently out of the country, I will have limited access to voicemail, phone, and email.
I will get Rogers Raped if I accept or make calls from my mobile phone, I will call you back from my mobile phone only if the matter is of urgent nature and you have text messaged me.
I will advise you at that time how great my backdoor feels with a splintery rogers broomstick in it, and to make it quick since Rogers Billing is currently raping me.
I will return all calls and emails not of urgent nature upon my return, in between therapy sessions for my Rogers Raping that took place while away.
Sincerely,
Veener Goesintighten
Thank you for your email. As I am currently out of the country, I will have limited access to voicemail, phone, and email.
I will get Rogers Raped if I accept or make calls from my mobile phone, I will call you back from my mobile phone only if the matter is of urgent nature and you have text messaged me.
I will advise you at that time how great my backdoor feels with a splintery rogers broomstick in it, and to make it quick since Rogers Billing is currently raping me.
I will return all calls and emails not of urgent nature upon my return, in between therapy sessions for my Rogers Raping that took place while away.
Sincerely,
Veener Goesintighten
by Hulkman Really-Mad July 9, 2011
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by Naz the lad December 14, 2011
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a controversial individual notable for his lack of knowledge in life so as in hygiene. a self-servant punk who knows nothing but please himself day in and day out.
a controversial individual notable for his lack of knowledge in life so as in hygiene. a self-servant punk who knows nothing but please himself day in and day out.
by Allensky Lim March 27, 2012
Get the Roger Alimuom mug.one who carries bad weed and wakes people up at like 6 am for fucking mids who steals pillows who is as manly and grizley as manley adams who cant win a game of beer pong volkswagen fairyhagen who likes balls for fun no double clutchin granny shifftin ass nigguh, kitty lovin ass nigguh, child producing ass nigguh
p.s. may hump your leg
p.s.s. owner of the wild gwodz
p.s. may hump your leg
p.s.s. owner of the wild gwodz
by ni99a 9 fangas March 20, 2015
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