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Rubberband Bank

Rubberband Bank is a fat knot of money that is so big that u need a lot of rubber bands to keep it together.
My Rubberband Bank is breaking I need some more rubberbands.
by Dat Dude From Da East Side November 10, 2008
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rubberlip

(verb) To accidentally mangle the pronunciation of a word due to lingual clumsiness. This happens when you stumble over a word you can usually pronounce, or when you find a specific combination of sounds you simply cannot make yourself pronounce.
Person A: Hey, what are you doing Febury 15th?
Person B: Did you just say "Febury"? Man, you rubberlipped that.

For some reason, every time I try to say "procussion" I rubberlip it into "pocrussion" instead.
by Talmanes May 18, 2007
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highway robbery

when the price for something is sky high, because the manufacturer knows you need it and have no choice but to pay for it. stems from gas stations on highways in the middle of fucking nowhere who charge $10 for a 2 year old microwave burrito because they know the next gas station is 150 miles down the road.
Person 1-"Man, I paid $50 for 3 gallons of gas, a pack of gum, and a soda last night at this gas station in bumfuck Egypt"

Person 2- "Talk about highway robbery!"
by One1ove719 January 30, 2010
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Robberversiary

the date that lil b the based god stole yo bitch
2 years ago this day i robbed you, its our robberversiary
by basedgod#2 January 20, 2011
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real rubbernecking

when a guy secretly stares at a girl and is jerking off his rubber neck
when jim was fired they looked under his desk and saw cum stains.

wow he mustve been doing real rubbernecking
by phantom negromante May 23, 2019
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Rubbernecker

Slang: Someone who enjoys the act of slowing their vehicle to like 15 miles an hour on a motorway just so they can gawk at the wreckage of a van on its roof or a car on fire.

These people are a severe pain in the arse to emergency services, and they often cause tailbacks up to several miles.
I got held up on the M25 last night going home cause of some rubbernecker staring at a crash.
by Eddie Faulkner May 24, 2008
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Unarmed Robbery

A rare feat when a person with no arms robs a bank. Usually commited by that cool guy with no arms on the USA Archery Team.
Robber: Gimme all your money!
Teller: lolomgwtfbbq! You have no arms! How could YOU rob us?
*robber shoots teller (pulls the trigger with his eyelid)*
Robber: Like that.
*robber gets away*

This is an unarmed robbery at it's finest.
by Beerparty October 16, 2012
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