nutty richard

The sexual art of lubing up with chunky peanut butter before engaging in a hearty round of buttsex.

"Yo, Nick's roommate gave her the nutty richard so hard she was shitting peanuts for a week!"

by The Midnight Marauders September 7, 2009

tricky richard

A) Hand in Blackjack that you know you've are going to bust/already have busted but you keep asking to be hit.
B) In poker where you have no chance of winning. May continue playing anyway.
C) Any musical note that no one seems to know how to play.

A) Person A: Dude, you kept hitting. You have 36!
Person B: Just a tricky richard!

B) Person A: I fold, I've got a tricky richard.

C) Person A: Do you know what that note is?
Person B: No. It must be a tricky richard

by megan =] January 3, 2008

doing a richard parker

To rudely leave somewhere without telling someone. Disappearing a banterous place without saying goodbye, like dat big cat in life of pi.

Guy: Where's Dave gone?
Guy: can't see him, doing a richard parker, the git.

by boycalledhorse November 18, 2013

son of richard

A very good looking woman

Wow, do you see that son of Richard over there ?

by Nnornn February 24, 2018

Rigid Richard

An erect penis. Richard is the longer name of "dick". Dick of course being another name for the penis. Rigid as in hard, of course and for the purpose of alliteration.

Deborah wrapped her lips over Michael's Rigid Richard and proceeded to lick his shaft with her tongue.

by Mr Lizard October 13, 2004

harry richard

another name for a hairy cock, also can be used as a fake name when prank calling someone

Hey check out Harry Richard!
"whose that??"
Ughh... you're disgusting!!

by Harry richard the third May 6, 2008

The Richard Weiss Scoring System

The "Richard Weiss Scoring System" involves three categories that describe how brazen a man delivers retributive justice on his spouse, girlfriend, or baby mama when she pushes him too far. A maximum of ten points can be achieved in each category. The categories are Style/Audacity, Method of Execution, and Psychological impact.

Man 1: "Yo! did you see the news last night? Some dude killed his wife with a ball pein hammer, cut her body into pieces, and the set them on fire, before getting into a shootout with the cops!"

Man 2:"Damn! He must've been pissed! That's a perfect score on the Richard Weiss Scoring system!"

by Silky Ink Studios June 10, 2019