Probie

nickname of former hockey tough guy Bob Probert (see)

Probie got two for elbowing, five for fighting, and a game misconduct

by Woody Thomas January 8, 2006

proboscis monkey

opposite of amateurboscis

that amareurboscis aint getting paid

by lisa sparkle frank brownjohn May 8, 2004

car problems

When one has car problems, they have trouble getting ass or getting the party started.

Fundo wasn't getting laid and when his friends asked him why, he said he was having car problems.

by authOOr June 26, 2006

Alien Probing

To be poked by an alien, and then tested.

"When she wrote a sentence for her teacher, her teacher liked how she mentioned Alien Probing in it."

by ••Makayla•• October 12, 2014

problems

To have problems is to have a bad case of intestinal gas.

"Phew! Somebody in here has got problems!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 20, 2005

ProBacTiv

A blemish-fighting medication formulated to combat clogged pores and oil slicks on the back.

Ross was super psyched to hit the beach until the 3-way mirror at Pac Sun revealed to him his nasty case of backne--luckily his 3-month supply of ProBacTiv was on its way.

by Reetu November 9, 2006

Probe Finger

The finger that says, "I'm going for some butt stuff."

It was getting monotonous, so I used my probe finger. And she agreed! Yay!

by socalled March 17, 2015