Pork-Based Lawnmower

MAOAM - Mow Ham...

Someone offered me a MAOAM sweet. I said: "That sounds more like a pork-based lawnmower..." (Mow....Ham...)

by MattusFinchus June 3, 2023

pork

joking around with someone, messing with them. mind fucking them, practically.

hey buddy, we’re coming to show you some fire music. and then 3 kids hop out the car and shoot you with paint balls. you got porked.

another example. telling your friend who sells top shelf za, that he should only sell it for 20$ 8ths. haha buddy i’m just porkin you.

my friends girlfriend doesn’t understand the meaning of pork so she thinks it’s not real. right now we’re porking her because it’s real.

she’s been porked

by eight studios January 13, 2024

Hot Pork

Another word for vagina! Have a horrible day you slut.

“I ate her hot pork last night bro”

by Willie Smielish December 18, 2019

Dustin my pork chop

When you hock a lougie in your girls mouth, spits it on your dick and jacks you off or fucks you.

She's gonna be 'Dustin my pork chop later.
Dustin this pork chop.

by Phsycobob5150 July 22, 2022

pork wellington

A sausage roll, preferably from greggs.

Tonight’s meal will be a pork wellington with pomme frittes , haricot beans served in a reduced tomato jus.
Sausage roll chips and beans to me and you.

by pongo69x December 25, 2022

Stork pork

To impregnate. Derived from: "stork", as in, the bird that brings babies and "pork", as in, to have sexual congress.

"My pull out game is weak. If I keep it up, I'm going to stork pork my step-sister"

by superwolf December 28, 2020

Pork curtain

Ball sack stretched out.

Antonym of Beef curtain (oversized vaginally inner lips).

I stretched his pork curtain out

by 2021Galileo November 13, 2021