Tavian Poole

a stupid cunt! he cheats on quizzes

you: you're being a Tavian Poole right now!!
me: EW THATS SO MEAN!

by Emma Romane January 7, 2023

Permission to Pool Shot

"Permission to pool shot" is what you ask before you go full reverse cowgirl on a dude taking a shit. When you thrust on him, you pool shot the shit out of his ass.

Eric: Honey, leave me alone. I'm pooping.
Marlena: No, permission to pool shot?
Eric: Granted!

by ImJustItalian2839 September 21, 2021

trynna pool

Trying to have sex with someone while she likes someone else

Yo Jake my nigga Antonia is trynna pool faith so just back off

by Ratchet Hoe September 24, 2016

Pool-gina

When a male enters a cold body of water causing their penis to entirely retreat into their body.

Check out my pool-gina this cold water gave me Meg.

by Chuck D'Angeloni April 7, 2022

human pool

RULE: Only REAL 100 MEN/w/100% potency-vs 1 VIRGIN women and with 1 egg AND HAS TAKEN FERTILITY PILLS FOR A YEAR...INSIDE ALL/EVERY HOLE ONLY, pummping even when blacking out BRAKEN DOWN EXTREAMLY DANGEROUS...then plug all holes;with cum nearly bursting, contiue with gimp suit all includes DANGROUS:eyes,ears,nose,ass,vigina, ALL FIIED TO BURSTING...LAST CRUCIAL STEP:TOSSED INTO POOL FILLED WITH PISS AND CUM; ADDING each day DAILY

btw CONSENT ABSULUTLY WARENTED

1women+100 guys=pool party for the egg and womb
DROWN THE EGG!!!
DROWN THE EGG!!!
DROWN THE EGG!!!
DROWN THE EGG!!!
DROWN THE EGG!!!
DROWN THE EGG!!!
DROWN THE EGG!!!
DROWN THE EGG!!!
DROWN THE EGG!!!
DROWN THE EGG!!!
DROWN THE EGG!!!
DROWN THE EGG!!!
DROWN THE EGG!!!
... nice...

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human+pool="human pool"

by MasterOfMeatoilet January 13, 2024

a swimming pool band-aid

Something that is disgusting and should never be touched.

Hans: I was with Anna last night and things were really great and then it was all over! She acted grossed out and left!
Albert: What happened? I thought last night was going to be the party night?
Hans: Me too. I showed Heather's Vaseline to her and she looked at it like it was a swimming pool band-aid.
Albert: Well, you showed Heather's Vaseline. Anna thinks Vaseline is gross.

Baby Heather: (lisping) It was me swimming pool band-aid!! 😊👉👈
Hans: Heather, we don't mean your literal bandage in the pool.
Baby Heather: Hmm.

by babypiratesnapchat2 February 1, 2023

piss in your pool

when you cum in a girl that’s super wet so she does not feel it, you know you came but she doesn’t just like when you piss in a pool

I pissed in Becky’s Pool last night

Piss in your pool

by RyanGa March 13, 2018