pearl earring

When a woman who you have no interest in ever seeing again is giving you oral sex, and you pull it out, turn her head, and release right into her ear.

I didn't want to tell her that she was too ugly for me to bone, so I let her down getnly by giving her a pearl earring.

by babyshaker June 4, 2004

Pearled Pussy

1. A pussy that has been creamed (jizzed on) 2. A pussy that has been stuffed with a pearl necklace

Jessica showed me her pearled pussy!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2008

Pearl

Possibly the greatest vibrator ever made. Has a clear plastic section with real perals inside that oscilate to intensify the stimulation.
Similar to the famous RABBITT 2000

"My boyfriend's gone on tour, so i've had to pull out the Pearl and pleasure myself"

by drew christx May 3, 2005

ass pearls

A small willnott on one's ass, that has not been washed for a while;ie a vagrant. over time the ball mutates like sand in an oyster, into a brown pearl, looking like a glosette peanut.

Oh man that guy smells like crap, he's probably got ass pearls.

by Ron Gross January 19, 2009

Ron Pearlman

(Hell Boy reference) the act of fisting someone while wearing hulk hands.. like the size of Hell Boy's(Ron Pearlman) massive hand.

she was such a dirty whore,I couldn't resist breaking out the hulk hands and giving her the Ron Pearlman!

by tuesbiggalo October 10, 2010

early pearly

a slang term used to describe premature ejactulation

"woops... early pearly."

by Liam Devowski January 21, 2009

Pleasure Pearl

A womans clitoris.

After a bit of tickling and making out, Ted headed south and nibbled on Teri's pleasure pearl for awhile.

by B-Zilla May 26, 2010