Lil Pump

A retarded rapper who has nothing better to do with his life than make a hella lot of noise with his so called "music".

Guy1: Who is your idol?

Guy2: Lil pump yo! Who else?

Guy1: Good luck finding new friends bro.

by Oi_Itz_the_Greeish_Idiot December 17, 2020

lil pump

Lil Pump, aka Lillium Pumpernickel is a highly viewed intellectual being of divine clout status. He has gained much praise for his innovating contributions to hip hop and only says phrases like "esskeetit" and "bitch" which show his clever use or the structural English technique of repitition. He often collaborates with fellow rap god, Smokepurrp: another intellectual, intelligent young man, who talks about audis and thots. Both men enjoy the act of inhaling pot through ones mouth, and indulge in the sipping of lean to make them feel good. They are smart people.

Nigga 1: i luv lil pump esskeetit on dis bih mah nibbah 70 niggeh amirite essskkeetitt skksketit skrrt skrrt
Niggesa 2: yes

by nibba.on.my.wigga November 14, 2018

pump stomp

When u eat a pussy so muck your

tongue has marks

I pump stomp yesterday i cant eat.

by Killer juju head April 2, 2017

Pollution Pump

The unclean sphincter of a human that pumps out a pollutant. (AKA Butthole)

Guy 1 : How'd last night go?
Guy 2: Well, we had a good time putting items into her pollution pump
Guy 1: NIIIIICE

by WootALoot February 27, 2018

rump-pump

The act of being taken in the ass by a man.

Steve loved being rump-pumped after preforming at his favorite glory hole.

by NNANNK August 5, 2017

Pump Floss

Putting a towel between your legs and pulling it back and forth to clean those genitals

Ah you just finished showering? lemme pump floss you

by CongoBongo February 25, 2015

pump nugget

When you're pushing real hard to get that final rep out on the bench press and you push just that little too much and pop a protein infused surprise in your pants.

Bert "8, 9, come on Ian you can do it, puuuusssh......"

Ian "AAAAAARRRRGGGHH......UT OH"

Bert "Sup?"

Ian "Think I just pump nugget!"

Bert "Nasty!"

by Frank Paradise September 24, 2018