by Jamal Rakens June 17, 2010
The act of vigorously whipping your dick back and forth (left and right) so that it makes contact with your legs. The resulting impact produces a smacking sound, and if done rapidly, it can sound like clapping.
Instead of clapping with his hands at the end of the show, George stood up, dropped his pants, and started penis clapping like a boss.
by Cactus92 November 14, 2011
Look at the poor guy tug on his mutilated Frankenstein Penis. Glad I’m uncircumcised I hear they don’t get as much pleasure.
by Where is my foreskin May 26, 2020
A high-class form of humor, particularly appreciated by human males. Involves the drawing or sketching of a certain male reproductive organ on unexpected surfaces, like photos of celebrities. Commonly found in middle school and college textbooks, bathroom walls, online message boards, bank statements, and other such areas.
by t3h_Jeezus lol February 08, 2010
Smelly substance cumulated on and around the penis when not washed for several days or weeks or months.
Synonym: Smegma
Antonyms: Heaven, peace, spirituality, harmony, love, angel, divine light, happiness, nirvana, zen, sexy, art, aesthetic, masterpiece, beauty, flower, joy, smile, laughter, galaxy.
Synonym: Smegma
Antonyms: Heaven, peace, spirituality, harmony, love, angel, divine light, happiness, nirvana, zen, sexy, art, aesthetic, masterpiece, beauty, flower, joy, smile, laughter, galaxy.
by edgar pruviance October 11, 2009
A very respectable penis. It significantly averages over 6 inches--quite large in terms of statistics. Amerindians have one of the largest penises in the world. Countries in Latin America that have the largest penises have a higher presence of Amerindian genes. Countries in Latin America with a higher presence of “white” genes are statistically smaller.
Researcher: The Amerindian penis appears to have a greatly longer length than that of the white man.
by Erica_Monsoon1324 June 03, 2018