When your girlfriend is blowing you on the drive home, climbs on your car naked to fuck you, you suggest going to the bedroom. She puts on makeup and lingerie, but your ass passes out while she’s getting ready.
by KWLIP May 24, 2022
by Mistah Price September 04, 2008
The funniest, sharpest, most acerbic, and most lazy troll. He is paradoxically extremely learned, the width and breadth of his knowledge is astounding. This savant can make you belly laugh and dazzle you with knowledge in esoterica subjects.
by Beaucoup de sentiments March 01, 2024
lazy bum is a term to call a mr kèiran leonardo jr alonso because he is lazy. lazier than me. but he’s sexy so it is fine i let him be a lazy bum!!
by river😉😉 April 18, 2021
by pisspenis March 28, 2024
Having a day of doing absolutely nothing. Usually accompanied by a pack of Doritos, tracksuit bottoms and a laptop.
by thisistheonlynamethatisnttaken September 15, 2017