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Cadiz, Ohio

Cadiz, Ohio is a small appalachain village located between Steubinville and Cambridge Ohio. It's 4 square miles and has only one traffic light (which doesn't even have enough traffic flow to be legal.) Lots of hillbillies live there but they're friendly. Harrison County High School is located there, but it isn't very good. Everyone there uses double negatives and sees deer on a daily basis.

It's common practice for guys to talk about the action they got the previous night in front of girls, as a matter of fact, there is almost no chivalry at all.

When there aren't parties, they just drive around and waste their gas, sit at shell, or go to "shanty town" aka Sally Buffalo's campgrounds.

If you go there and don't know what "shit kickers" are, or if you've never milked a cow, be prepared to be made fun of, even if you know you're smarter than them.

Most of the guys dip, drive a truck and always wear a hat. The girls mostly wear jeans that are too tight, and their boobs always hang out. Both sexes wear american eagle t-shirts when they "go out."
If you go to Cadiz, Ohio you will have to drive 30 minutes to go anywhere, unless you need a dollar store.... they have 3 of them.
Cadiz, Ohio by girlfriendofacadizboy September 19, 2009
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Canton, Ohio 

Canton, Ohio is possibly the worst place to live. We have everyone here from greasy little scene kids to ghetto ass bitches. If you live in Canton, you probably want to kill yourself right now. If you plan on staying in Canton for the rest of your life, you're a dumbass, go make something of yourself. This town will suck the life out of you.
Sarah: "You live in Canton, Ohio?"
Kelsey: "Sadly, yes."
Sarah: "Get out, as soon as you can. GET THE FUCK OUT."
Canton, Ohio by Niggersss69 May 20, 2011

Only in Ohio 

The meaning "only in Ohio" means that a specific type of thing only occurs in Ohio.
Something abnormal that would only be believed to occur in Ohio
"Only in Ohio" would there be a cat like that
Only in Ohio by Ohio slang November 7, 2022

Columbus, Ohio 

The state capital of Ohio, and the 15th largest single city in the US, with about 730,000 people in a metro area of about 1.8 million. It has a low profile, due to its general lack of pro sports teams (except the NHL's Columbus Blue Jackets) and not many people outside Ohio and the Midwest know much about it, but is more known for OSU Football. The city loves to beat up on the UM Wolverines. Columbus is a major college town (OSU is the 2nd largest university by student body in the US) and is actually a nice city, with good jobs by Midwest standards and plenty of places for young people to hang out. Although Columbus is not necessarily a "big" city or a major US City, it is in the same tier of its peer cities like St. Louis, Kansas City, Louisville, Cincinnati and Indianapolis, with which it is probably most similar.
Columbus, Ohio is a major college town and a good place to live in general.

Pataskala, Ohio 

Pataskala is located in central Ohio, 20 minutes east of Columbus. Known for being the former home of the famous porn star John Holmes, Pataskala offers many fun activities. These include counting the hundreds of underage pregnant girls roaming the streets in search of marijuana and a vast assortment of drugs (common in the greens). Also, sitting in a vehicle in the local Krogers parking lot for no apparent reason is another popular activity. If a place to stay for an overnighter with a hooker you just picked up, the Shamrock Motel is perfect for you! The stained matresses and the unbelivable amount of crack addicts inhabiting the area will put a smile on any crack whore's face! If sports is more of your choice for entertainment stop by the local Watkins Memorial Highschool for a basketball game. With a total of 3 wins in two years, it should make you feel better about yourself while the coaches embarrase themselves and the entire school. So come on down to Pataskala Ohio and waste your life away with us! See you soon!
Jeff "I wonder what city has the highest population of pregnant whores?"

Steve "It has to be Pataskala, Ohio man, the ratio is 4:1 for pregnant whores to a normal citizen there"
Pataskala, Ohio by Cincyfan1001 April 23, 2011

Fayette Ohio 

A small little hole in the wall with about 2500 people. Where there is absolutely nothing to do besides watching the grass grow and going to one of our 2 bars. Where everyone is basically related to each other which is leading to inbreeding. And they say its our schools.. lol.
Guy 1 You ever heard of Fayette Ohio?

Guy 2 Fuck no!

Guy 1 Good. Its a shithole!
Fayette Ohio by Byron S March 10, 2010

Toledo, Ohio 

Toledo,Ohio...Great place to raise a family. You have all the things you want your kids to grow up to be, old automotive factories, strip clubs, XXX video booths, refinery's and lots of carnivals that all summer long they can get jobs working at. Then of course they become carnies!
Toledo, Ohio....Dad, our house has a great view of the river. Well that why I bought the van son. So we can live "in our van down by the river"
Toledo, Ohio by toledo tom August 13, 2006