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hands under the table

when you are jacking off in class behind the cute girls
by your_worst_nightmares June 13, 2019
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Tableing

The act of flipping a table to use it as cover in a gunfight.
When the cowboy started shooting, everyone started tableing as not to get shot
by thats_a_plant September 27, 2021
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Hot table

Hot table is usally very loud, they are extremly funny and either gay or homophobic. They are all sexy and smelli. Hot table must be filled with 5 people. Eliie (smelly cutie) Reanna ( goofy sweeper) Harmony ( lil emo girl) Keira ( extremly gay) Peyton (whore)
Ew is that hot table they are so annoying but also so sexy
by hot table lover November 17, 2022
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Farm to Table

The act of shaving, then eating, pubic hair of your partner.
James: Hey Kareem, what's up man? How'd your date go last night?

Kareem: Way better then expected. This was the 4th date I went on with Dolores and she's kind of kinky.
James: Is she? She seems pretty tame up when we all got together at the fish fry last weekend.
Kareem: I know she does, but we had some drinks last night and were talking about fetishes. She asked mine and I told her I love farm to table. She was into it.

James: The fuck is farm to table?
Kareem: Shaving a girls pussy, laying it up on her stomach, then nibbling/eating it until it's gone. A girl can do it to me as well if she wants.

James: I have no words...
by hairy_teeth September 27, 2021
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Is God a table?

Heheheheh YES! It DOES make me happy, a little bit!
Hym "You know my response to 'Is God a table?' Is (necessarily) that there are people who believe God is a table, though, right?"

Iam "OH! What color are musical notes!? Do the frequencies of music note in some way coincide with the frequencies of light on a color spectrum!? Is the any crossover between though 2 things!? Ohoho! I bet they ARE colors! Oooo you have better hope they are not technically colors! Heheheheh."
by Hym Iam March 29, 2024
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final table

The last table of players remaining in a poker tournament. Usually it is 9 people, unless it is a 6-max event, or if it is a World Poker Tour event. Some online final tables are 10 people, such as on Ultimate Bet and Carbon.
"There were 100 people in this and only the final table gets paid, I hope I make it."

"Wow, Phil Hellmuth is at another final table!"
by Michael Rizzuto May 10, 2008
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pooping table

A glass table under which a person would lay whilst a paid escort would defecate on the top. The client gains sexual arousal and stimulation from witnessing the escort defecate
The brothels of Bangkok include pooping tables for the more wealthy clients to avoid contact with the excrement whilst maintaining stimulation from said excrement.
by Corporal Flange September 19, 2013
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