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ol seacow motherfucker

When a male takes his dick, moans like a fucking manatee, and slowly bumps his bitch. Ladies think it’s weird as shit, but nobody gives a damn at this point.
“Dudes an Ol Seacow Motherfucker. I know from experience!”
by BlazingFury January 7, 2018
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The Ol’ Colorado

When you suffer an injury, for which you are admitted to the hospital for multiple days. Then you fuck your case worker.
“Surgery went well! Afterward, he was feeling good enough to give her the Ol’ Colorado.”
by Qnig May 23, 2022
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Ole Mike

Old and Michael. He's best defined as shitty.
Hey where's Mike?
You mean Ole Mike?
Yeah?
In the back being shitty.
by MartianMan69 May 3, 2024
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The ole' Yoinky Sploinky

When an older gentleman (usually with facial hair resembling that of an old prospector) approaches a woman and slaps her on the butt while shouting "There's gold in them there hills!"
Can somebody please call security? That creepy old guy just gave me "The Ole' Yoinky Sploinky"
by GodSammit626 November 2, 2025
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Ole

Ole is the name of a perfectly proportional and extremely well-trained MAN. An Ole is always well dressed, rich, juiced, expirienced, sexy, loveable, jacked, tall and handsome. The dick of an Ole is always over 10 inches long, and the ballsack is very nice. A girl will always be interested in an Ole. An Ole will always be hotter and more handsome and hav a bigger dick than an Even.
Oh my god, thats the hottest Ole I have ever seen

Oh, Ole is so much hotter than Even
by Handsomeandgoodatsex123 February 7, 2019
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Ol' BeefCat

The large (34 pound) Maine Coon house cat, owned by a old friend of mine (who self nicknamed himself as "Ol' Beef") who will only use the litter box, if Fresh Step™ kitty litter is used.

I created the artwork for Ol' BeefCat and used it as my logo since 1998.

MarkA😸
"Ol' BeefCat hasn't gone to the litter box since Tuesday! Gotta go to the K-rogers and pick up some Fresh Step, Bah Gawd!"
by MarkA. July 17, 2023
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Ol Radio Dial

The act of simultaneously twisting a titty and a clit
Tyreek Hill gave his wife the Ol Radio dial after discussing a postnuptial agreement
by Serial Butt Sniffer September 9, 2025
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