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Niner's Bitch

An extreme fan of a football team, in this case, the 49ers. The difference between a Niner's bitch and a Niner's fan is that a Niner's bitch thinks his team is a lot better than it is, while a Niner's fan accepts that the Niner's do in fact, suck dick.
Kevin: That faggot Parsa is such a niner's bitch.
Michael: Seriously, I can't believe he bet you $20 the Niner's would make the playoffs.

Parsa: THE NINER'S ARE GONNA GO 13-3 THIS YEAR AND YOURE GONNA OWE ME A FRANK GORE JERSEY YYOU FUCKING EAGLES BITTTCHH.
by NotAnEaglesBitch March 9, 2009
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rig-niner

To make something work that shouldn't work with the knowledge an average human processes. Super human brain powers are required for such tasks.
Jimmy rig-ninered the TV to pull in Mexican Wrestling with rabbit feet he bought at the circus from a bearded woman.
by Erock June 28, 2004
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ninetails

the cat o' nine tails, a whip with nine cords notorious for it's use in punishing sailors in the Royal British Navy during the 1800s
He was weary of being struck with ninetails.
by The Return of Light Joker November 4, 2008
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Upper Ninety

One of the two top corners of a goal in a sporting event such as a soccer or lacrosse game. "Upper" refers to the top, "Ninety" refers to the ninety degree corner. They are the same as the 3 and 4 holes on an ice hockey goal. The Upper Ninety is an area of the goal that is hard to hit with the ball (due to small area and proximity to goal posts) but it is typically even harder for the goalie to cover the corners, thus making an Upper Ninety shot a feat of skill.
Jack shot from too far out but hit the upper ninety and scored anyway because the goalie couldn't jump that far and that fast to block the ball.

Jill likes to practice hitting the upper nineties of the lacrosse goal so she will instinctively shoot there during a live game.
by BTBD April 8, 2010
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ninety in a sixty-five

90 miles in a 65 mile an hour zone!
the cops stopped me for doing ninety in a sixty-five
by kiidee December 9, 2008
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Ninehead

The term used to describe folks with a large forehead. It comes from the word "forehead," but theirs are just too damn large, so we refer to them as "ninehead." Now, if you've got a sense of humor, you'll realize that "fore/four" is a number, as is "nine." So, it's like saying "fourhead."

Oh, I'm so funny.
"Damn, that girl got a huge forehead."
"Son, that ain't a forehead, that's a ninehead."
by Sassmaster. [MHMM GIRL] July 26, 2009
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forty-niner

Anyone who digs in the ground or mines, specifically in search of something buried. Can be more loosely used to include digging for other reasons. Variations include forty-nining and forty-nined, et al.
Look, ma! That dirty forty-niner just dug himself up some pirates booty!

I was going to go forty-nining at the beach today, but I read that those areas have all been forty-nined already.
by Scoot Bro May 22, 2008
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