Nipplecompoop

1) Male going thru mid-life crisis.

2) Mama's boy

1) Check out the guy with his comb-over, next to the sportscar, and the girlfriend that's young enough to be his grand daughter on his arm, what a Nipplecompoop!

2) I've been trying for years to get this Nipplecompoop to move out of his mother's basement.

by C.I. Moan & haynbowla August 14, 2010

Nipple pocket

A pocket on a shirt directly on the nipple

This shirt has a nipple pocket

by Lasalle0412 May 17, 2016

nipple muncher

One who chews and or nibbles on a nipple during fore play!

Mmmmm..... this shit is very tasty you nipple muncher!!

by Sprman24 February 14, 2017

nipple gay

1. You know it's gay, when they're attracted to other nipples. So in theory, if you rub your nips against each other and they feel good, they're gay.

2. We seperate nipples from our own body, they have a own mind and personality. A own sexuality. They are gay and we take pride in it.

1. "Dude, I think our nipples are gay."

"Yeah, I think we are nipple gay now."

2. "I'm a nipple gay. That's my sexuality."

by A N T I January 23, 2021

jimmydean nipple

This is for an assholeish fat guy in everyone's school.Their nipples are so big,they look like slabs of Jimmy Dean sausage on their tits.

Corey,let me touch your Jimmy Dean sausage nipples

by nathan seifridsberger, matt palmer,nick monticup November 10, 2004

Moscow Nipple

Erect nipples due to extreme cold in any given office environment. Usually the fault of busted air-con.

"Turn that air-con down before I catch Moscow Nipple."

by Mobiug May 18, 2010

lol nipple

Is one of the phrases of randomness. Whereby a nipple is the object/part in question that is being scrutinised and made a joke of.
This makes a "lol nipple" the process of randomly pointing out the existence, scrutinisation and or revelation of a nipple, thereby being comic to one or more parties.

"Hey dude how's it going?"
'Im okay, how are you?'
"Could be better....OH MY GOD LOL NIPPLE!"
*Laughs at randomness*

by Doctor McLoving July 17, 2010