The Mile is the most feared P.E. course for all grades through all schools. The Mile i usually where the coach has all of the students line up and run a mile and the students usually are put in a death or death running situation because facing the gym teacher will get you killed but running the mile will kill you more slowly and painfully then a million beatings to the spleen! Good luck running the mile!

P.E teacher: alright everyone! we are going to run The Mile today!

that one kid: im feeling really sick now, and my head is about to explode, i think i need to go home right this second!

P.E teacher: nope jimmy, you have to run the mile like everyone else.

The Mile by girlwhohatesliving January 30, 2021

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starbucks per a square mile

A method of measuring liberalism. A high amount of Starbucks within a square mile of an area means that it is very liberal.

Person 1: Is Arlington, Virginia conservative?
Person 2: Nah man, there are like seven Starbucks per a square mile

starbucks per a square mile by dannyboyfly April 17, 2014

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Half A Mile

A expression to imply a lot of length or extent .

He is out of your league by half a mile .

Half A Mile by TheLettersYouWrote July 13, 2016

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THE GREEN MILE

The romantic act taken between a couple where the male eats 6 unripened bananas and begins to crap on the females chest, he then proceeds to crab his way down her body from the chest to the waist

betty was into some shitty sex so I gave her the green mile and things have never been the same

THE GREEN MILE by the real dovakin November 7, 2016

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