Meetyverse

A universe where all correspondence takes place over online meetings, hours upon hours of meetings.

More so, meetings which take place over the "Metaverse"

Do you want to go for a walk at lunch today?
Sorry, I'm in the Meetyverse all day today.

by pswilde October 12, 2022

mentyb

becky b

omg becky b i’m gonna have a mentyb

by yourothermother23 October 24, 2022

Messy Kyle

A "Messy Kyle" is an order at a Washington Diner wherein if you order the "Messy Kyle" the cook "Rusty" will take you in the back and drown you in 16 metric fucktons of maple-flavoured bacon grease while calling you "Kyle".

Customer: Can I get a "Messy Kyle"?
*muffled sounds of beating and dragging can be heard*

by WeirdMushroom December 26, 2022

messyah

gay ass nigga ong

look at that messyah

by orieoehe January 2, 2023

Metty

cute girl who wishes you a good day and loves femboys

person 1: hi metty
Metty: hiiiiii

by totally not herself January 29, 2023

Messy

(Adj.) Describing one's demeanor, attitude, swagger, or otherwise disposition with a positive note or vibe that particularly exuding rizz or confidence.

"When I see him out and about with them girls, acting all suave, oooo he so messy!"

by wayfarerblue February 9, 2023

misty sombrero

When you get in a tickle fight with your buddy and he laughs so hard it makes him pee a little, but you have a hat on to prevent splashback.

Oh man, that was some misty sombrero!

by boomdang February 10, 2023