Two-Day Mexican Road Trip

Severe diarrhea.

I had this bean burrito at the filling station and went on a Two-Day Mexican Road Trip.

by Robthegod May 6, 2010

Mexican Wrestling Mask

A sexual act where a person, who is fully reclined on a Lazy Boy or some other form of reclining chair, has their forehead, nose and eyes covered by a fully stretched nut sack similar to how a Mexican Wrestling Mask is worn.

I gave my wife a Mexican Wrestling Mask last night and she was pissed!

by FavreisGOD March 27, 2008

Mexican Stinky Balls

When you intentionally fart while t-bagging someone

Mike was such a dick to me last night that not only did i t-bag him this morning but i went the extra mile and gave him the mexican stinky balls

by Cinammon Warlord August 9, 2008

Mexican Election

An election where there is only one candidate, or one candidate that is a reasonable choice.

This dates back to the ultra corrupt Mexican government.

Bush Vs Kerry is a mexican election

by Dave November 2, 2004

mexican white

mexican white, those that still look spanish decent, non oriental eyes. Must have head height twice as long as head width, round eyes, thin lips with a caucasian body structure, typically.If any light complexion mexican has a sibling that is Indian or heavy brown pigmentation, chances are that you are not considered white and may even consider mexican white to have a different view and ethnicity than a light skin mexican.

Mexican whites are in the same race as those of the southern europeans and in the same race name, "caucasian" as those of the rest of the european region, from scandanavia to Armenia and to North Africa.

by willi3 September 28, 2006

Mexican Rodeo

When you fuck a girl in the ass and after a goood, lets say, one hour, you tell her you have AIDS, and then you hold on as long as you can like a rodeo!

Girl: Omg, fuck me harder!
Boy: Ohh yeah baby, guess what?
Girl: Mmm, tell me baby!
Boy: I have AIDS....
Girl: You WHAAAT?!!?
Runs hysterically around the room screaming

Dude, i was butt fucking my girlfriend, and then i told her i had AIDS, and then i held on like a mexican rodeo!

by kriis witha k May 24, 2007

mexican trifecta

What the cops call it when they pull someone over for DUI and he has no license, no registration, and doesn't speak english.

Mexican trifectas are common in places with lots of illegals.

by Bryan G. R. September 15, 2008