easy peasy melon squeezy

Humorous phrase dat a guy utters to triumphantly/braggingly indicate his lack of difficulty in getting a buxom gal to let him play wif her boobs.

I first asked Tiffany if I could gently bury my face between her ample tits; once she allowed me to do dat and was feeling all warm and cuddly from my tender nuzzling, it was then totally "easy peasy melon squeezy" getting her to let me "put my hands where my face had been", especially since by then she was accustomed to having me make major physical contact wif her chest-pillowz.

by QuacksO April 1, 2021

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G’d your melon

Phrase used when you trick someone into believing a lie. Sorta like saying SIKE bitch

Him: I really see myself marrying you...

Her: Awww baby, you’re serious???

Him: HA! HA! G’d your melon dumb ass!!!!

by Melly Rich June 5, 2021

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Big juicy melon tits

Name of an individual with remarkably large jugs. Typically resemble the shape of watermelons. Individuals with these characteristics frequently locate in southern Queensland.

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That bird has “big juicy melon tits”

by Whiteboy! March 24, 2022

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Walsall screw melon

Where you enter your partners big flaps using only the juice of a watermelon as lube creating friction that can send a women into pure sexual overdrive.

Dad: son I loved when you walsall screw meloned me.
Son: I used the tender muscles of my big willy to create mass damage with all that red juice.

by Willylaura July 5, 2022

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