Monstache

A monstache is a giant, possibly scary, mustache.

Shawn - Look at that guy's huge mustache!
Zack - No dude, that's a monstache! RUN!l

by JZ7 May 16, 2011

Moistache

Perspiration on the upper lip.

It is so hot out side that I have a moistache.

by wbsmithiv August 16, 2012

Mustacheless Goatee

A regular goatee without a mustache; the womens choice, pure pimpness, fly as a G6

I have a beard, it is a mustacheless goatee.

by YouAreWhoforpoo May 17, 2013

mustache cream

When a girl sits on a man's face during oral sex and she creams.

Guy 1 - Man I was down on her so long and she came so hard.

Guy 2 - She hit you with that Mustache Cream.

Guy 1 - Hell yeah, mustache cream
oral cunnilingus face sex mustache cream

by FoxyG October 28, 2013

Moustachioistic

The act or the practice of adoring moustaches to the point beyond obsession. A point that progresses the protagonist of the act to explore activities & fantasies with the concept and realities of them. The ignited enthusiast of the craft then moves beyond violent and pornographic suggestion sometimes bordering on acting out disturbingly shocking fantasies that involve moustaches of all types, especially the "Rollie" , "The Swirler" , "Stalin", "Burt Reynolds" "The Nietzche" and the "Hitler".

David and Sarah took a walk to the brook to take in the first days of spring, when suddenly a moustachio'd man approached them. David had bee having "Moustachioistic" fantasies as pf late and had been sharing them with Sarah. As a child, she was terrified of Moustaches but had lately unlocked her own "Moustachioistic" frenzied state. Alone now with the moustachio'd man by the brook. You can only guess what happened.

by Qwendal Orlando Myiagi May 16, 2014

Moustachioistic

The act or the practice of adoring moustaches to the point beyond obsession. A point that progresses the protagonist of the act to explore activities & fantasies with the concept and realities of them. The ignited enthusiast of the craft then moves beyond violent and pornographic suggestion sometimes bordering on acting out disturbingly shocking fantasies that involve moustaches of all types, especially the "Rollie" , "The Swirler" , "Stalin", "Burt Reynolds" "The Nietzche" and the "Hitler".

David and Sarah took a walk to the brook to take in the first days of spring, when suddenly a moustachio'd man approached them. David had been having "Moustachioistic" fantasies as of late and had been sharing them with Sarah. As a child, she was terrified of Moustaches but had lately unlocked her own "Moustachioistic" frenzied state. Alone now with the moustachio'd man by the brook. You can only guess what happened.

by Qwendal Orlando Myiagi May 16, 2014

mustachery

A facility to purchase goods to take care of ones mustache

We shall stroll to mustachery to purchase ye olde wax

by Daus worm July 6, 2015