miff

miff,
mean
horrible
and takes things that are dear to you

KNOW IT ALL

"Did you see that girl, she acted like such a know it all!"

"Shes SUCH a miff!"

by jujj October 18, 2008

milfamuffalicious

A thought said in the inner-thoughts of a horny young man when dreaming of an older woman.

"barbara

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

i cant answer whens she asks me questions in class.. im just thinking mmmmmmmm milfamuffaaaliciouuuuus!"

milfamuffalicious

by thegamewinner December 26, 2009

milf-jockey

A wide or dumb-looking person.

Homeless guy - "Hey."
Homeless chick - "What?"
Homeless guy - "You see that dude right there?"
Homeless chick - "Yeah."
Homeless guy - "That dude's a milf-jockey."
Homeless chick - "I want a divorce."

by jonormbar June 17, 2010

Milf Chaser

Some Girls, Usually Bisexuals, Who Go After The Milf Race.

Sometimes Abbreviated M.C.

Dude Did You Hear About Angie? She's Such A Milf Chaser!

by Dr. Christopher Turk August 27, 2008

milfburger

the act of putting ketchup and mustard on a milf, only to eat it off

"I ate a huge milfburger last night man, it was great!"

by Steve H., Dan P. March 27, 2007

mifflin

A blow job given or received within the confines of New Jersey

Justin and Jason both paid for mifflins from the hooker in the bronx, or was that Hoboken? Tell me about your travels.

by Mifflin Master August 21, 2006

G-milf

Grandmother I'd love to fuck.

Sarah Palin is NOT a G-MILF.
Journey Johari IS a G-MILF.
Kim Kardashian is a MILF who will possibly be the hottest G-MILF of all time.

by KetchupWhisperer June 27, 2014