When you're hanging with your boy Mike, and he gets explosive diarrhea, so you help stop it by clogging his butthole with your penis, preferably in public.
by thebigbrochacho August 13, 2017
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( btw I started and finished this 70 hour + podcast in just a week, two weeks ago YEEHAW)
( I love you both sm and the podcast )
( btw I started and finished this 70 hour + podcast in just a week, two weeks ago YEEHAW)
( I love you both sm and the podcast )
Me to literally all my irls : Y'all need to check out the chaotic ass podcast, Messypod. It's literally my serotonin boost.
by S (twitter - @magdaleneswift) January 30, 2021
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"Hey, that kid over there is really weird - he doesn't even smile. He got so angry when I said hi"
"Don't worry about it. He's just depressed-messed"
"Don't worry about it. He's just depressed-messed"
by NeonForever72 May 21, 2009
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Mostly done at school with a pencil on a desk when you're ridiculously bored. You write messages for other people in other periods, and someone else who's ridiculously bored will reply-thus, a desk message!
Mostly done at school with a pencil on a desk when you're ridiculously bored. You write messages for other people in other periods, and someone else who's ridiculously bored will reply-thus, a desk message!
by JustxKidding October 2, 2009
Get the Desk messaging mug.Cunt "Woody" Messburger (pronounced /ˈmessbɜrɡər/; born May 26, 1939) is an American dorkcaster for the ESPN and ABC television networks. Formerly with CBS Sports and one of the original dorks of their boring program The NFL Today, Messburger has covered NBA, MLB, NCAA college Football and basketball games. Messburger has also served as a studio dork for games, a play by play dork, and halftime dork. He has also performed post game wrap up dork segments and covered championship trophy dork presentations.
POSTED: 10:58 am PDT September 19, 2005
UPDATED: 11:21 am PDT September 19, 2005
LINCOLN, Neb. -- An ABC dorkcaster was ticketed by Lincoln police after Saturday's Nebraska football game.
Play-by-play dorkster Cunt Messburger had just finished calling the Huskers' game against Pittsburgh when he was cited near Memorial Stadium. Lincoln police said he was cited for consuming alcohol in public and having an open container in his car. At 6:10 p.m., Messburger was riding down Ninth Street in a rental car after the game headed toward a crosswalk near Ninth and T streets. A viewer of Nebraska television station KETV said a Lincoln police officer directing traffic stopped the car Messburger was riding in to let fans exiting the stadium get through the crosswalk. If he chooses not to contest it in court, his citation for consuming alcohol in public and having an open container of alcohol in a vehicle comes with a fine of $144.
POSTED: 10:58 am PDT September 19, 2005
UPDATED: 11:21 am PDT September 19, 2005
LINCOLN, Neb. -- An ABC dorkcaster was ticketed by Lincoln police after Saturday's Nebraska football game.
Play-by-play dorkster Cunt Messburger had just finished calling the Huskers' game against Pittsburgh when he was cited near Memorial Stadium. Lincoln police said he was cited for consuming alcohol in public and having an open container in his car. At 6:10 p.m., Messburger was riding down Ninth Street in a rental car after the game headed toward a crosswalk near Ninth and T streets. A viewer of Nebraska television station KETV said a Lincoln police officer directing traffic stopped the car Messburger was riding in to let fans exiting the stadium get through the crosswalk. If he chooses not to contest it in court, his citation for consuming alcohol in public and having an open container of alcohol in a vehicle comes with a fine of $144.
by Jimbo Creamer July 27, 2010
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Emily: Hello?
Lee: Hi, I didn't feel like text messaging anymore and so I am calling you instead.
Emily: You just lost a game of text message chicken, loser.
Lee: Hi, I didn't feel like text messaging anymore and so I am calling you instead.
Emily: You just lost a game of text message chicken, loser.
by lskatz August 1, 2008
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First part of text message: So yeh im writing a really long message and i really hope that this doesnt come through as a broken message cause that is really anno...
Second part of text message: anno...So yeh im writing a really long message and i really hope that this doesnt come through as a broken message cause that is really
Reply: Ummm, you just sent me a broken message
Second part of text message: anno...So yeh im writing a really long message and i really hope that this doesnt come through as a broken message cause that is really
Reply: Ummm, you just sent me a broken message
by bubblez119944 February 24, 2009
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