Merky Shadowed

the act of removing fun from everything just to create a new experience. Such as removing parts of a game to focus on aspects that don't matter such as removing mining from minecraft only allowing you to plant trees.

Reese: Why can't I mine in minecraft.
Dan: The server got Merky Shadowed.
Reese: Now what do we do?
Dan: Sit here looking at a tree doing fuck all.

by UnknownPound July 2, 2019

Mermaid Mule

A delicious alcoholic beverage of clear Puerto Rican rum, ginger beer, lime juice, a dash of orange bitters, and enough blue curaçao to make the beverage electric blue. Served in a clear glass. Concoction created in Novato, CA by The Duchess Mermaid along with Jaqueline, an amazing bartendress.

A mermaid walks into a bar.
“I’ll have a Mermaid Mule, please.”

by DuchessMermaid July 9, 2019

meredith grey

taylor swift’s cat

meredith grey is sister to olivia and benjamin

by anonymous December 17, 2020

merwen

merwen is dodo's favorite person and no one is allowed to call him that unless you have a friend called marwan.. merwen is an amazing person, very kind, caring, understanding and he is just perfect from my point of view.

heloooooo .. good morning merwen.

by yoshamaro April 24, 2021

MertiePoo

The coolest dumbass you can find. He will say the most stupid stuff and thinks he's the coolest person even though he is actually the last person people want to hang out with. He is secretly great in bed with your mom but calls himself a virgin. He has ligma and gave it to everyone at the school. He spent his life doing nothing but playing games.

Stupid little girl: OMG! Is that a MertiePoo, ewwwww.
Mega Chad: He probably slept with your mom :)

by MertieCock May 14, 2021

Mersad

A boy from the land of truth

I saw the truth in Mersad

by Saywh June 5, 2021

Merrowvista

A beautiful place that we call a cult, better than Miniwanca, founded by snack boi, child labor, feet pics, way-c sucks.

Light is forever.

My mother told me someday I will buy.

ShweeeeeeeeEeeeeeeen

SPARTAAANSSSS WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION

AHH UUUU AHH UUUU AHH UUUU.

do ya know that feelin' when...

(you meet your girlfriend's twin, and she slaps you with a wet noodle and you get confused and fuck her dad)

Harry Potter and The Chamber of Radical Islamic Terrorism

Polygamy and Mormonism is good.

TRAPHOUSE

North Star Shelter (roof not included)

yo anus

Session A is better at Camp Merrowvista.

by SisterEvelyn August 1, 2021