rockland mass

town on the south shore of massachusetts

common activities include but are not limited to: hanging out at the stoop of tedeschi's smokin cigs, gettin coffee at marylou's, gettin in fights in rockland place, and eatin at mcdonalds

kid 1: ya know that dude from rockland?

kid 2: who? that astronaut dude?

kid 1: nahhh that dude from csi miami that i saw on tv a couple of weeks ago

kid 3: ROCKLAND MASS DUDE!!!! FUCK SHIT UP!!!!

by mr rockland May 25, 2009

The Biggest Mass Murderers in History

pronounced: "big-ist mass mer-der-ers in hih-ster-ee"
(list)
qualification: be human, responsible for deaths, and recorded in history

This is a list that took me a while to compile, and was used for something else, but I'm posting it here so people know. So people know…

k = 1,000
m = 1,000,000
> = over
< = almost

12. Idi Amin Dada —— 100k-500k (most say 300k)
11. Benito Amilcare Andrea Mussolini —— >430k
10. Mengistu Haile Mariam —— 500k
9. Jean Kambanda —— 800k-1m
8. Leonid Ilyich Brezhnev —— >1m
7. Saloth “Pol Pot” Sar —— 1.5m
6. Genghis Khan —— >1.7m (just 2 cities)
5. Saddam Hussein Abd al-Majid al-Tikriti —— <2m
4. Suharto —— 8m + 10k’s of Allied POW’s
3. Joseph Stalin —— 20m
2. Adolf Hitler —— 6m (Holocaust) + 42m (European deaths in WWII)
1. Mao Tse Tung —— 70m Chinese + countless others of the Far East

Idi Amin, Benito Mussolini, Mengistu Haile Mariam, Jean Kambanda, Leonid Ilyich Brezhnev, Pol Pot, Genghis Khan, Saddam Hussein, Suharto, Joseph Stalin, Adolf Hitler, and Mao Tse Tung are the biggest mass murderers in history. Search them. Read of their atrocities. Because of these evil men, over 155 million people are dead.

by Nuclear Tank Factory June 1, 2009

massaging my man muscle

to masturbate

dude what the fuck happened last night? i called u like 5 times.

sorry man i was massaging my man muscle and i just lost track of time.

oh, ok. i understand.

by long john smellyballs August 19, 2009

massaginistic

A bigot who's actually not bad with his hands.

Betsy: God, John's such a chauvinistic pig!
Carly: Yeah, but you gotta admit, he gives a killer back rub.
Betsy: Yeah, he's real massaginistic.

by prollygon January 30, 2012

massapequa chief

People that are the biggest fags ever that circle jerk all day

That kid is such a Massapequa chief

by I hate pequa February 3, 2018

Italian Massage

To get beaten up by a group of guidos, or Italians in general, usually armed with baseball bats or 2x4s. On the rare occasion can also be mob affiliated.

Dave: I was walking down the street in Nolita when some of those goddamn guidos dragged me into the alley and gave me an Italian Massage.

John: Ever heard of running dumbass?

Dave: You have no idea how much weed I smoked that day you douche, try running after 6 blunts of skunk...

by Sir.Davey October 30, 2011

Mass Communication

Mass communication is the term used to describe the academic study that people take when they are smart enough to go to university, yet not smart enough to take anything else.

See also Mass Com, and stupid mass com kids.

I want to go to University, but I'm so stupid, I guess I will take Mass Communication.

by Charles576 March 30, 2009