Stomach Kickers

Something so funny it’s hurts in the stomach

Kim: “did you see that comedy video I sent you?”
Jim: “I sure did Kim! It was a real Stomach Kicker/Stomach Kickers!”

by YupITookTheTime April 16, 2020

National Kick A Connor Day

On February 10th, just kick a guy named Connor! Any guy named Connor! Kick him!

I kicked my boy Connor on February 10th cause its National Kick A Connor Day !

by JimBob42 November 13, 2020

Free kick

A person who is incompetent at their job, so is offered up by their boss for “exciting development opportunities” to make them someone else’s problem. Their boss would rather have an empty chair in the office than that person.

Worker 1: “That new guy is fckn useless, does nothing and what he does do is terrible!”

Worker 2: “Oh you mean Keith. Yeah...dude was a free kick from sales”

by Magooo May 14, 2021

Hollywood kick

A kick in Australian rules football where the ball travels higher than the distance it makes

We would have scored if not for that Hollywood kick

by Qoz May 26, 2021

drop kick a child day

on may 15th, people come out of their homes just to drop kick children

honey, lets make out while drop kicking our child on drop kick a child day.

by davidmangirl1234 May 9, 2022

National Kick Karsyn Day

November 18th is National kick Karsyn day so fi you know somebody named karsyn kicked them.

Hey Rando, then proceeds to kick karsyn, because it national kick karsyn day

by _toomuchmoney$$_69 November 16, 2022

Aerial Kick

A karate kick that is jumping both feet from the ground.

I will do an aerial kick on a bully.

by best.man.lol January 19, 2023