johnny depp 

the man that every girl would masterbate because of.

Johnny Depp makes every girl horny.

johnny depp by youwilleatit January 2, 2009

johnny bravo 

The female equivalent to the 'cock block.'

(n.) "That Johnny Bravo bitch stole my guy with one bat of that over-masquera'd eye."
(v.) "I just got Johnny Bravo'd by that slut."

johnny bravo by Parker Posey April 17, 2007

Johnny Bravo 

A raging erection.

Jacob has a raging Johnny Bravo while talking to his crush.

Johnny Bravo by GeneralGiblet December 4, 2013

Johnny Depp 

God's gift to the world. Was voted sexiest man alive two years running. Has been known to talk openly about his support of the legalization of marijuana. As close as you can get to being perfect.

Straight guy: whoah who's that?
Girl: Johnny depp!
Previously straight gay man: I would tap that!

Johnny Depp by Twocoolwhitegirls April 20, 2010

Johnny Joestar 

A lovely and beautiful cowboy, in SBR/ part 7 of jjba! With a cowboy boyfriend named Gyro Zeppeli<3

Gyro: “Johnny Joestar Come here!”
Johnny: “What is it Gyro?..”

Johnny Joestar by anonymous March 24, 2021

johnny depp 

he is such a loser. they say he is hot but he is so not. and he cant act worth a shit! i am so glad he died in POTC:DMC

johnny depp sux and i hope he will die by choking at a restaurant and nobody will help him, they will just laugh at him

johnny depp by shannon<3 September 3, 2006

Johnny Quest

I remember that show. The newer version, called the Real Adventures of Johnny Quest, had the worst computer graphics ever.

That, and the show sucked balls too.

Johnny Quest by Anonymous November 4, 2003