Jessica Alba

The most beautiful creature that has ever graced the planet Earth.

Person 1: That chick is hot!

Person 2: True, but she'll never amount to Jessica Alba.

Jessica Alba by Phazon July 15, 2008

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Jessica Almeida

She is a skinny white girl. Who talks about her last name. Shes my organic sistah and shes very frugal. She knows how to make me laugh so hard that i might just pee my pants. She has the most amazing hair. and im totes jelly of it. Even though she goes to a different school and dont really know who im talking about most of the time, i tell her EVERYTHINGG. Shes like my long lost sister, but better cuz sisters fight and we dont!

Dude A---DAYUMMM DUDE! I saw this hot chick yesterday!

Dude B---What was her name?

Dude A---Uhh Melany?

Dude B---Oh. She probs wasnt that hot since her name wasnt Jessica Almeida.

Jessica Almeida by YourBestie96 November 22, 2010

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Jessica Johnstone

The very hottest girl in chewelah

have wet dreams about Jessica Johnstone

Jessica Johnstone by dust 15 January 1, 2012

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jessica musso

The most sweetest girl in the world, with a heart of gold. She carries a lot of sympathy as she has gone through a hard life. She limps with arthritis

Check out that hottie Jessica musso

jessica musso by Littleitchybitxh February 27, 2019