ass-jerk 

n.- a person who conciously tries to irritate others; one who finds humor in annoying other people.

"I understand your mother never gave you attention as a child, Billy, but you're being a real ass-jerk.

ass-jerk by theDefiner December 3, 2004

stupid idiot jerk

when someone is being stupid and an idiot AND a jerk at the same time

jeez! Ali is a being such a stupid idiot jerk rite now!!!

stupid idiot jerk by Harlishka May 30, 2006

fast jerk 

the act of masterbating at a very high or rapid speed without stopping until ejaculation, most used while masterbating for the second time in a row

Dude, i was fast jerking so much last night! The first time went by to fast.

fast jerk by david s. perez October 12, 2008

Beer Jerk Off  

This is the motion one would make on their beer bottle after one has been bottle tapped. Preferably motioning from ones crotch and shaking the beer on the person who performed the tap. Making the money shot on them the ultimate rebuttal for douche baggery.

Martha just got out of prison and decided to bottle tap my freshly opened Corona. As my beer started to erupt, I poised, place the bottle close to my crotch, aimed, and stroked my bottle as it gushed all over her clothes and face. A classic beer jerk off performed flawlessly.

Beer Jerk Off by Bow-Flex April 20, 2009

Geri-Jerk

When a male, typically in his 20's or 30's, receives a hand job from an elderly, geriatric male or geriatric female.

Frank went to Walmart and with a little sweet talk, picked up an old lady in the pharmacy department. She accompanied him to his car in the parking lot where she graciously gave Frank a Geri-Jerk before resuming her shopping for adult diapers and fiber pills.

Geri-Jerk by Eaton Holgoode September 15, 2015

kirk-a-jerk 

A prank pulled on your friends, where you grab one by the shoulders and forcefully ram your knee into their anus. Patented by the famous Aaron Kirk. One may confuse a kirk-a-jerk with farting while having a penis in your anus.

"I saw kaps doing some kind of bodybuilding bullshit, so i took the opportunity to give him one good kirk-a-jerk. Man did he yelp"

kirk-a-jerk by drewbin arubin May 2, 2006

circle jerk 

A group of men standing in a circle formation, masturbating.

All of those men are in a circle jerk.

circle jerk by Andrea DGeorge Nor-Cal May 7, 2016