Ingredients: 1 cellular telephone
1 'home phone' that stands up on it's own
Having these two ingredients so close together that they look like a chair. It is most certainly stupid to have because why would you need to have two phones in one small space.
1 'home phone' that stands up on it's own
Having these two ingredients so close together that they look like a chair. It is most certainly stupid to have because why would you need to have two phones in one small space.
Lenny: Look dude, my home phone has three messages! And look, Jessica sent a message to my cellular telephone!
Mark: YOU MADE A PHONE CHAIR!IT IS MOST STUPID TO HAVE ONE OF THOSE!
*Mark knocks the 'home phone' to the floor*
Mark: YOU MADE A PHONE CHAIR!IT IS MOST STUPID TO HAVE ONE OF THOSE!
*Mark knocks the 'home phone' to the floor*
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