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homo winter gear

Winter clothes such as jackets, pompom snow hats and baseball caps, worn instead of impressive winter gear such as overcoats, plain skullcaps and deerstalker hats. So called because such winter gear is typically worn by gay guys or pansies.
Because gay fellows or pansies are denied liability insurance, they are only entitled to wear homo winter gear such as winter jackets and pompom snowhats or baseball caps. Homo winter gear does not require liability insurance.

"I'm sorry, Kenny," said the claims examiner, "but because you cannot afford liability insurance due to the big H-shaped hole in your wall, you may only wear homo winter gear, such as a winter jacket and a baseball cap or even a pompom snow hat. I know you'll look like a pansy, but that's the way it is."
by JMC70 March 24, 2019
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Homo Holler

Gays that live in a holler (colloquially....a hollow is a small valley in/between the mountains)
My husband and I bought a country house in a gay friendly area known as homo holler.
by countrygays April 1, 2019
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Homo Romo

When Homo Romo gets Angry he turns into an Windmil and starts fighting people for no reason.

Homo Romo is not a good person in bed he just wants underaged girls.
When Homo Romo is near you should run!
by Homo Romo fear December 11, 2019
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Homeophile

One who opens their home to those they love and friends and family.
She's such a homeophile, he showed up with just a bag of clothes and a toothbrush and she took him right in!
by BaneTheWarrior January 12, 2020
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Homo-shapian

A man that used to be a homo in the past, but is shaping himself to be normal. This is normally due to peer pressure and is often used as an alternative to killing yourself.
I feel bad for Stephen. I’m glad he’s being a homo-shapian
by VACATION PLANS! February 26, 2020
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Homo erectus

French for a gay man’s penis
Homo erectus (meaning 'upright man') were a species of archaic humans from the Pleistocene, earliest occurrence about 2 mya. They are proposed to be the direct ancestors to several human species, such as H. heidelbergensis, H. antecessor, Neanderthals, Denisovans, and modern humans.34 As a chronospecies, the time of its disappearance is thus a matter of contention or even convention. There are also several proposed subspecies with varying levels of recognition.
Wow that’s a huge homo erectus
by Cum bare fly March 19, 2020
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homeofficepathy

Pretending to "work" from home, just as homoeopathy pretends being effective medicine.
My company wants us to work from home from now on - let's see how effective homeofficepathy actually works!
by TheHorribleHarry March 20, 2020
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